forcin

burgers bed and

so racist but so funny

drive safe.

541 throw it at tiger woods

natalie imbruglia - want

water

tgif

finding out cresty's name

bloat

spit crab legs?

nope bjork?

charlene max

gay

tyhe clervelazsndf sdholw

Today while listening to Mom and sis her dog whistle ate a treat while listening to Fall Out Boy and eating crackers with ice-tea in the garden then someone scared her silly. Then a rabid cookie attacked with nunchucks and started eating the grass near the garage but nobody minded. Now the cookie decided it was not worth it to take money from poor old ladies with purple canes, instead it's better to fart at clowns having brownies on rye bread that smelled like chicken from down under the rotten marigolds and they ran awkwardly towards food banks while they frolicked around waving poster at aliens which zapped Shamwows for little poodles. Then some brownies sang Viva Brownies and danced like fools around the sexy poster who

jill dollars and

koala

urologist

664

yup craig ferguson?

tbilisi canada

i already did yesterday lend me 500 dollars!

nope jay z - beach chair?

z - my morning jacket

jay-z feat. chris martin - dead presidents