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Sometimes I amuse myself, but usually I'm amused by my friends amusing me. Someday I will update Emily on the finer points of Lesbianism.... NOT that I know anything about that...!!!!

I :heart: Taylor! Sorry... just felt like sharing that. Whoa, was it just me or was last night TENSE?! It was like watching a scripted drama series, for the first time I was genuinely entertained by American Idol... My mom even kept a pillow over her face because she was so "embaressed" for some of the contestants LMFAO

No, I actually saved this one because it amazed me so much. She said to me, the next day: "Whoa, Danielle. Brokeback Mountain makes SO much more sense now." And all I can help thinking is... What did she think was going ON during those scenes before she found out?!?!?! LMFAO! I can only imagine... "Oh my god, heavy fondling!!!?!??"

Oh. And I just found this lovely little conversation that occured precisely... uhm.... 2 hours before the previous one. (for the record, this was all at the begining of vacation and at around 1 AM.) hellohello HOLAz: how do you "tap" an ass? LostGirl2342: oh yea id tap that hellohello HOLAz: like.... just walk up and tap it? TilKingdomCome46: idk TilKingdomCome46: try it on sean LostGirl2342: i think you have to tap it when t he persons on top of you LostGirl2342: ... LostGirl2342: um. TilKingdomCome46: yeah. i'll pretend you never said that hellohello HOLAz: WHAT LostGirl2342: thats why i said that hellohello HOLAz: like "*tap* excuse me honey, but push a little harder?" ivanleonov99: lmofa ivanleonov99: you guys TilKingdomCome46: ja? LostGirl2342: have you ever seen that movie with jennifer anniston and the guy from zoolander ivanleonov99: i feel so mentally challeneged right now No, seriously though... How do you "tap" an ass? Now I'm really wondering......???

LMFAO! I bet my mom's Reilly. :stunned: :uhoh:

:uhoh: Hi mom. How funny would that be, though.... "....DANIELLE?!??!?" "MOM!?!?! Oh my god I just saw you talking about how much you want Chris in the Coldplay section! NOOOOOOO!"

lmfao uh... we have some pretty disturbing conversations. If my parents ever found out about some of the things I sayand words I use.... My computer would be SO gone. EDIT: Which is PRECISELY why I post the conversations on public message boards!!!!! :deal2: :idea2:

Seriously, she's a mess.... I think we horrified her that night.... I'm getting her gay porn for Christmas this year. See, kids. Live and learn. This is what happens when you spend all your time trying to get straight A's, a 4.79 GPA and make it into Tufts!!!!!!

Really, really true. There ARE cars like that that exist, but this country is SO in the pocket with the big time oil companies and entrepreneurs.... It's unbelievable..... And for the record, I am NOT talking about Bush and his administration ;). This is an ongoing problem, this country has always been too reliant on oil. We need someone to do something about it, and I just can't help but feeling really mad at the people running this country for not recognizing that and doing something instantaneous about it. I'm not saying snapping their fingers and making the prices lower themselves, or making us run on more efficient fuel... I just want to know there's some reform work going on.... Blah. It's just I feel like everyone I know is scrounging for money lately, including my family.... I've become overly sensitive to the economy...

I think that you were making this unnecessarily associated with America, and anti-Americanism. The articles about terrorism... yeah.... the US doesn't have anything to do with it.... soooooo? Why is everything so argumentative and anti-liberal to you? :thinking:

The forum needs some random, so that's where this thread came from, for the record.... This is probably the funniest chat I have ever taken part in. Seriously. I can't be the only person amused by my friend Emily's complete lack of knowledge in the... er.... sexual department.:sick: I probably AM the only person amused, though. It worries me that someone who is 17 years of age, living in the same society as the rest of us.... still doesn't know what gay guys DO. Do you have any misconceptions? Then please, get them cleared up here. I present to you: Gay Sex 101, Slow Minded Version, by Danielle (Straight Female). Oh, and for the record: Me=hellohello HOLAz my friend Alison=LostGirl my friend Emily (AKA: Ye Slow Minded One)=TilKingdomCome hellohello HOLAz: you guys hellohello HOLAz: sometimes i think i'm a gay man trapped in a straight girl's body. TilKingdomCome46: LMFAO hellohello HOLAz: well hellohello HOLAz: i like asses a lot. TilKingdomCome46: gay guys have a thing for asses? LostGirl2342: ok..... hellohello HOLAz: . hellohello HOLAz: NO hellohello HOLAz: THEY LIKE VAGINA. TilKingdomCome46: no they dont hellohello HOLAz: EMILY hellohello HOLAz: LMFAO TilKingdomCome46: they like penises hellohello HOLAz: I'M BEING SARCASTIC hellohello HOLAz: LMFAO hellohello HOLAz: holy fuck hellohello HOLAz: LMFAO LostGirl2342: oh my god im so confused TilKingdomCome46: oh hellohello HOLAz: DUDE hellohello HOLAz: LMFAO hellohello HOLAz: LMFAO hellohello HOLAz: WHAT DO YOU THINK hellohello HOLAz: GAY PEOPLE DO!? hellohello HOLAz: LIKE WHERE DO YOU THINK THE GAY GUYS PUT IT TilKingdomCome46: do eachother up the...OHHHHHH TilKingdomCome46: OMG I TOTALLY GET IT TilKingdomCome46: IT'S LIKE THE VAGINA BUT FOR A GAY GUY TilKingdomCome46: OMFG I TOTALLY GET IT hellohello HOLAz: ..... hellohello HOLAz: EMILY hellohello HOLAz: EMILY hellohello HOLAz: ARE YOU KIDDING ME hellohello HOLAz: THAT'S WHY PEOPLE CALL EACH OTHER ASSHOLES hellohello HOLAz: OR hellohello HOLAz: "YOU TAKE IT UP THE ASS" hellohello HOLAz: OR ANY OF THOSE OTHER INSULTS hellohello HOLAz: ARE YOU KIDDING?! TilKingdomCome46: well i knew the second part hellohello HOLAz: HOLY FUCK I'M CONFUSED LMFAO hellohello HOLAz: ..... TilKingdomCome46: ...about taking it up the ass hellohello HOLAz: THEY STICK THEIR PENISES UP THEIR ASSES hellohello HOLAz: LMFAOOOO hellohello HOLAz: LMFAO hellohello HOLAz: LMFAO hellohello HOLAz: LMFAOOO hellohello HOLAz: *chokes on tongue* LostGirl2342: wait did emily just learn about gay guys taking up the ass? TilKingdomCome46: yep LostGirl2342: emily what did you think they did? hellohello HOLAz: .... hellohello HOLAz: YES SHE DID TilKingdomCome46: idk. i didnt really put two and two together hellohello HOLAz: .... hellohello HOLAz: WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY DID hellohello HOLAz: I WANT TO KNOW hellohello HOLAz: LMFAO TilKingdomCome46: idk. fondle eachother's penis?? hellohello HOLAz: ... hellohello HOLAz: FONDLE!? hellohello HOLAz: HOW ABOUT SUCK hellohello HOLAz: LMFAOOOO LostGirl2342: :'( hellohello HOLAz: AND DON'T MAKE ME EXPLAIN LESBIANISM TO YOU LostGirl2342: anal sex is so gross. LostGirl2342: things should not go up there hellohello HOLAz: LMFAOOOOOOO LostGirl2342: that is not the purpose of that LostGirl2342: THINGS COME OUT OF THERE TilKingdomCome46: yeah. please dont explain lesbianism. i've learned enough for one day. hellohello HOLAz: LMFAOOOO hellohello HOLAz: SUCK YA POOOOSAY hellohello HOLAz: LMFAOOO hellohello HOLAz: EMILY hellohello HOLAz: GO WATCH PORN. hellohello HOLAz: SERIOUSLY. hellohello HOLAz: LMFAO TilKingdomCome46: lmfao hellohello HOLAz: emily TilKingdomCome46: eah? hellohello HOLAz: i'm going to get you gay porn for christmas TilKingdomCome46: please dont LostGirl2342: LMAO GET IT FOR EASTER. TilKingdomCome46: lmao hellohello HOLAz: *will be 18 and can do that* TilKingdomCome46: EWW NOT FOR EASTERRRR TilKingdomCome46: GAHHHH TilKingdomCome46: lmfao hellohello HOLAz: LMFAOOOO hellohello HOLAz: LMFAO hellohello HOLAz: LMFAO TilKingdomCome46: i have to pee hellohello HOLAz: JESUS DIED FOR YOU TO STICK IT UP THE ASS, BITCH! THAT'S WHAT THE CHURCH ISN'T TELL YOU goodnight. LostGirl2342: im sorry. TilKingdomCome46: i'm going to sign off, pee, and then read my book in bed LostGirl2342: that was bad. hellohello HOLAz: go read porn hellohello HOLAz: LMFAO hellohello HOLAz: LMFAO hellohello HOLAz: emily that was great hellohello HOLAz: <3 LostGirl2342: O <------------------------- hellohello HOLAz: LMFAO hellohello HOLAz: LMFAOOOO hellohello HOLAz: LMFAOOOOO LostGirl2342: wait i can do better TilKingdomCome46: it's like, one of my many naive points of wonder hellohello HOLAz: o <----8 LostGirl2342: ( )o( ) <----8 hellohello HOLAz: ... hellohello HOLAz: LMFAO hellohello HOLAz: LMFAO hellohello HOLAz: LMFAO hellohello HOLAz: LMFAO TilKingdomCome46: LMFAO TilKingdomCome46: THAT IS SO CRUDE hellohello HOLAz: THIS WHOLE THING hellohello HOLAz: IS GOING IN MY PROFILE hellohello HOLAz: SERIOUSLY hellohello HOLAz: OR ONTO A MYSPACE BULLETIN hellohello HOLAz: YES, EMILY, I'M GOING TO PUBLICLY HUMILIATE YOU hellohello HOLAz: *CHOKES ON SALIVA* LostGirl2342: WE HAVE PROBLEMS. TilKingdomCome46: well, at least it accurately portrays my character :sick: I envy her. I wish I were that naive. Seriously, how can someone be like that in this world?

The whole forum's getting like this. Seriously, ever taken a peek at the Guy picture thread in the Coldplay section.... :stunned: 25,000 posts and probably 100 pictures.... Holy crap. It drives me so fucking insane I've given up on the whole damn thing. I always scroll over the personal threads and try to find the interesting ones where I get to think and write and be myself on. I get to learn stuff about other people as well, which is mainly why I stick around here. But a lot of times I find myself writing an opinion and, like I think it was Reilly mentioned before, it's just never replied to... And I feel a little miffed because hell, I like to discuss and not talk to MYSELF. :( I'm an attention whore, GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT ME! *STAMPS FOOT!!!!* I want to make a stupid thread, but I'm afraid people will think it's stupid and I'll just end up being a big dumb hypocrit. But it can't be stupider than some of the things I've seen posted on here.... :uhoh:

When I get a good spot at a concert. No, seriously. That's when I feel the best sense of accomplishment. Oh, and I do feel accomplished driving my very own Jeep around. Haha!

Since I'm going to Ireland for my 18th birthday (and a music festival at that), I basically proposed the question discreetly to my dad today (who's going with me)... You know "So... dad... there's a bit of drinking that'll probably happen at this festival... and you know.... yeah." and he just said "Yeah, I don't care. You'll be 18, I can't STOP you, really." Haha. Ha. I need to start studying up on my beers, now! I've always been a wine person..... :thinking: LMFAO!

Dude.... Have you been to the pumps lately? I just put 55 dollars of my own hard earned money into my Jeep... Probably will last me to tomorrow. I don't know who's fault this is, but what the hell, seriously.

:thinking: Don't poke a fight..... There's no need to....? :confused:

:( Urgh, I wish they'd make it to your part of the world more... It's seriously not fair how they're always here in the US and in Europe..... And even then, only certain parts of Europe... As much as I'd like to keep them forever, I want everyone else in the whole world to see them too! Next tour, if they aren't coming around (or haven't announced it yet) and I "run into" Bono or one of the guys on show day, I'll tell them they better or... They'll have to take me on tour with them! :evil:

Haha, when I saw U2 I was standing for about 5 or 6 hours straight. 2 and a half for the show, 2 hours standing against the rail for the opening act and waiting, then another hour in the GA line. Hahaha, I didn't notice the pain at all. What I hate about GA, though, is the fact that you basically can't drink during or before the show, because you can't go to the bathroom... blaaaaaaaah. Worth it though. So worth it *keeps telling self that*

Now that's something I could never do. I've got a strong chance of ending up going to school and living in New York City after next year, which means that's where I'll be for their next tour... (Yes. I am already making plans.) And apparently at MSG there's no numbered wristband thing... blah. That's not gonna be fun. Oh well!

Well the great thing with the Garden in Boston is they numbered everyone in line, so you didn't have to stay outside all day, you could leave, blah blah. As long as you were back in line by 5:30, by NUMBER (you get kicked to the very very back if you cut! omg someone cut me and I didn't notice in October, and luckily someone else did and saved my life :nice: ). So a lot of the GA-ers just get numbers, go get breakfast, get lunch, then stand outside.... LMFAO! At least that's what I did.

LMFAO I had a feeling it was completely unnecessary... But honestly.... For ME, there's nothing else to do in Boston. It's right near Fenway Park though, so maybe I'll go get something at the gift shop for my brother... *makes stupid plans* Other than that, maybe I'll just sit around and see if the guys show up. I'll certainly have them aaaaall to myself......:wink3: (see, there are other reasons for my wanting to be there early)

Excellent movie, the best I've seen all year (and the year's still relatively young, so maybe not a good enough compliment... ;) ). It had everything I like in movies, and a very nice social and political commentary to boot! Wonderful film.

Oh definately. I have finals the day of my show (my mom freaked when she found out, but the tickets came and they ain't leavin my room 'til June 15th!!!!). They end around 11:15, I'll probably get to Boston for 1. I'm going to sit outside the Avalon, where the show is, for the rest of the day. Am I insane? Yes. But I'm a U2 GA-er, and that's what I'm used to doing. LMFAO!!!! What time did you notice people showed up for your show....? Thankfully, AM fans don't strike me as as serious as U2 ones... hahaha. For me, it's basically rail or bust. LMFAO

Well it's always a gamble, but I always suggest to everyone who's going to a U2 show to find the back entrance to the arena and hang out around there. No matter how many people there are (and USUALLY no matter what the weather is) they'll turn up somehow. Blah, they really WERE late for soundcheck with us though. It was 6:15pm and they were just showing up!!!! Hmph. Bono probably lost his cowboy hat or something LMFAO! And to get eye contact, just look like you're going to pass out at any second. Or get right on the rail with GA and shriek at the top of your lungs when he's right in front of you. Of course, it has the risk of coming across as a complete idiot while doing it.... but worth it!

The police are asswipes, aren't they? Grrrrrr!!!! Back in December, in Boston, I waited outside the back entrance with like 30 other people for four frickin' hours. It started to snow really heavy and get dark... The temp dropped to probably 15 degrees, not counting the wind chill... :stunned: They started putting baracades up, which I knew meant that the guys weren't going to be gracing us with their physical appearance, the cars were just going to drive by...... Well, two cops came out, one in full winter attire, and the other with just his little short sleeved cop shirt on. And he was drinking steaming hot coffee. Which he then proceeded to spill on himself and put in the snow to "cool it down". Everybody was yelling at him like "HEY. I'VE BEEN HERE FIVE HOURS. GIVE ME THAT." I called him "Little Napolean" because he looked so self important but he was this tiny little guy... LMFAO! It was so much fun. Needless to say, the guys didn't come out, but the SUV with Bono in it slowed right down until it was RIGHT next to me (and I mean literally 4 inches away, I was right against the baracade) and guess who pokes his head out the window? Bono. WITHOUT his shades, I might add! Right there, 5 inches from me! And he smiled right at me and was all "Sorry guys, we're really late for sound check because of the weather, really really sorry!" and he smiled at me again (seriously, eye contact happened, probably because I looked like I was going to die) and we all wished him good luck with the show, he said he'd see us soon (what a sweetie :nice: ) and away they drove. Ahahaha. What a bust. My poor dad was with me the whole time, freezing his arse off.... But I wasn't disapointed at all. Getting Bono to look at you, TWICE??? Accomplishment!