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Dejan

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  1. look for example @ the r.e.m. now they're touring with modest mouse and the national......
  2. They should call Editors,Bloc Party and The Veils as opening acts..... Which band do you like to see before the coldplay during the u.k. tour ?
  3. and you are not able to read or you don't have understand nothing......
  4. i don't know why i'm considered an hater. i got all their albums,i've bought the new one immediately,just like the ticket for the show in september. it's because i don't start threads like "the official buckland religion" or "oh my gosh chris is gorgeous ? "
  5. i hope you are joking. but you can't tell me what i have to do,this is not your forum. STFU.
  6. Hey prfuknjenc,picka ti materna
  7. Hi, I’m Meathead. Have you checked out the latest edition of Rolling Stone magazine? Why? Well, anyway, you probably noticed Mr. Gwyneth Paltrow posing on the cover this month, trying really hard to look like a genius. Seriously, look at him. Hate to break it to you, Chris, but wearing a stupid-looking jacket that you got from Michael Jackson’s yard sale and looking thoughtfully into the distance doesn’t change the fact that you’re the singer for fucking Coldplay. Quit kidding yourself. Don’t tell that to Rolling Stone, though. Interviewer Brian Hiatt keeps his lips firmly attached to Chris Martin’s genitals for so long that you’d think they were conjoined twins. The cover alone is bad enough: Before I edited it using the magic of Adobe™ Photoshop­­®, it seriously read “Coldplay’s Chris Martin: Confessions of an Anxious Rock God.” What? Christ Almighty, just how far down has the bar been lowered that motherfucking Chris Martin, whose music can frequently be heard playing over the speakers at Bed Bath & Beyond, is considered a rock god? Correct me if I’m wrong, but in order to even qualify as a rock god, don’t you have to actually rock first? I’m pretty sure Kenny Loggins is further up the list than Chris Martin. I can’t say with any real authority how many times the devil horns have been thrown at a Coldplay concert, but I’m going to make an educated guess here and put it at around zero. No, but Rolling Stone says he’s a rock god, so that’s what counts. They’re always right. Well, I mean, there was that time Rolling Stone called Robert Plant “as foppish as Rod Stewart, but nowhere near so exciting,” but that was a long time ago. This time, they’re obviously right on the money. Seriously, look at that jacket! I remember back when “Yellow” was a big hit for some reason, and Coldplay was essentially the Dollar Store Radiohead. If you sucked everything that was remotely unique or sonically interesting out of Radiohead (sorry for that inadvertently unpleasant mental image), the dry, withered husk that’s left would have strongly resembled Coldplay. It’s bland, middle-of-the-road non-rock for 39-year-olds to listen to while driving to work in their Audis, right before they hit their mid-life crisis and relapse into Van Halen and Quiet Riot. Granted, Coldplay does seem oddly fitting as background music for when I’m shopping for a new toaster. I’ll give them that much. Here’s the unfortunate video for “Yellow”. The first person who can point out anything that rocks about it wins a free dinner for two at Long John Silver’s, courtesy of Aaron North. I figured the “Yellow” hype would die down soon enough, and they’d be relegated to appearing on “Buzz Ballads Vol. 58″ when it’s released on February 21, 2012. Maybe they’d be like Primitive Radio Gods, who had that one song back in the 90’s that was popular for about 45 seconds and then they got dropped by their label and had to get jobs at Coldstone Creamery, and now whenever you ask anyone about them, you’re given a look of confusion and mild annoyance in return. I wish, more than anything, that I could get the same reaction when I mention Coldplay to random strangers on the street. I guess there’s still a chance that will happen in my lifetime, but it’s not going to be this month, unfortunately. Thanks, Rolling Stone! No, instead of drifting into the mists of obscurity as they should, Coldplay decided to put out some more stupid albums, and go on Jay Leno and do whatever other exceedingly lame things people like Chris Martin do to pay their mortgages. We got to watch in horror as Coldplay evolved from Dollar Store Radiohead into Dollar Store U2. Now we get the same blander-than-bland songs about nothing in particular, but we get some bullshit Jesus posturing as a fun bonus! Check out their brand new video for “Violet Hill”! Wow, what a use of three minutes and 41 seconds! Now that the utter worthlessness of Coldplay has been established, let’s take a look at this interview. The title is “The Jesus of Uncool”. So that’s the second time in this issue that Chris Martin has been compared to the savior of mankind. Gee, Brian, could you maybe try to be just a little less objective in your journalism? I mean, why even bother interviewing him? Why not just write up a four-page dissertation on how delicious Chris Martin’s ass tastes? Rolling Stone: X&Y got some mixed reviews, but the harshest was from the New York Times, which called Coldplay the most insufferable band of the decade. How did you handle that? Chris Martin: It was a big deal. It’s the first real attack on your band, and from a publication we all respect. I agreed with a lot of the points. It was like, “Yeah, I do sometimes go for the obvious, and I do sometimes fall back on old tricks.” So, in a way, it was liberating to see that someone else realized that also. And there is something glamorous to me in taking a bit of a beating and keeping on going. When you do something that some people don’t like quite so much, then you are free again. Your whole canvas is open. You don’t have to fall back on piano, we don’t have to fall back on falsetto, you don’t have to fall back on every song being a yearning love song. “Those jerks at the New York Times were totally mean to you, Chris! How did you get through that awfully dark time?” Chris Martin tries to act like it was a learning experience, but it’s clear he didn’t learn anything at all from it. If he had, he’d be working at Coldstone Creamery along with the Primitive Radio Gods. I mean, when he’s not impregnating his wife and naming his children after fruit. The last half of the interview involves Chris expressing his immeasurably invaluable opinions on American politics. As if we need yet another reason to dislike Bill “We’ll Do It Live” O’Reilly, now we know he’s responsible for providing “inspiration” for the aforementioned “Violet Hill” and its Jesus-posturing. And it sure is a relief to know Chris is rooting for Obama. Barry’s definitely going to win now that he has the highly coveted Coldplay endorsement! I mean, we might as well just skip the election altogether at this point. I don’t know, maybe I’m being too hard on the guy. I mean, he might be a nice guy in person, and he might be fun to play Mortal Kombat II with after a few shots of Jäger. Maybe. But can you blame me for being just slightly irritated when Rolling Stone, which would have us believe it is the be-all-end-all of music magazines, compares the man responsible for some of the most painfully uninteresting music of the 21st century to Jesus Christ? I mean, I’m not exactly a card-carrying member of the Christ Club, but I’d like to think that if Jesus were alive today, and in a band, he wouldn’t be putting out shit like Parachutes. Just a thought. In closing, I’d like to offer this word of advice to Brian Hiatt of Rolling Stone: From now on, please keep your Chris Martin-cornholing fantasies to yourself. He’s not God; he’s not Jesus; hell, he’s not even Jeff Tweedy. He doesn’t deserve to be on the cover of anything, even your magazine. I know it’s getting harder and harder to find musicians with talent to write about, but there are still some out there. Please try harder. Thanks! Love, Meathead http://www.buddyhead.com/2008/06/15/why-does-god-continue-to-allow-coldplay-or-rolling-stone-to-exist/
  8. this is a FUCKIN GOOD band
  9. i'm sorry but you'll not see a cent from the sales of this single...
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  11. Coldplay Raise Eyebrows With Sgt. Pepper's Military Look -- So What's Behind The Costumes? Band inspired to wear outfits by the painting featured on Viva la Vida's cover. They've been called everything from "nouveau French revolutionary" to "ragbag military uniforms." We're talking, of course, about the at-once-dingy-and-colorful European marching-band getups that Coldplay have been sporting in promo photos and appearances in support of their upcoming album, Viva la Vida. It's part Michael Jackson paramilitary look, mixed with a dash of the color from the Beatles' Sgt. Pepper's album cover and a hint of U2's penchant for donning uniforms that last an entire album/tour cycle. The outfits have raised eyebrows and prompted questions about what inspired the unusual sartorial selection. The new image debuted in the "Violet Hill" video, and so far, the band has been wearing the expensively disheveled-looking rainbow rags during promotional performances like at the MTV Movie Awards. At first glance, the broad blue, red and yellow stripes almost appear to be a mutation of the colorful bits of blue and red gaffer tape singer Chris Martin sported on two fingers of his left hand during the band's last tour. Those, we found out, were bits of flair meant to draw attention to the Make Trade Fair "equals" sign Martin sported on the top of his hand during that campaign. According to some interviews Martin has given so far, he is not a victim of color creep, but rather a huge fan of French Romantic painter Eugène Delacroix. The artist helped inspire the Symbolist movement in the late 19th century, and his famous French Revolution-celebrating painting, "Liberty Leading the People," adorns Viva la Vida's cover. In keeping with Coldplay's not-at-all-unspoken desire to be the next U2, they believed in putting symbolic objects in their art to capture some of life's more absolute truths. Coldplay's spokespeople didn't return requests for comment on the meaning behind the costumes, but Martin recently told MTV News that there is a more revolutionary, symbolic explanation behind the gear. "All of our visuals [pulls at clothes] are only ever chosen because we think they look good," Martin explained. "And then we have to remember when we do interviews that we have to explain it. We felt like we got to a point where we wanted to change a bit, and so for us, that's a bit of a revolution, I suppose. We assassinated our old selves. It's important for us to change because it keeps us really hungry and excited, and we always sort of felt we never deserved the job we got given, so we're always trying to improve and validate our position." According to a recent interview with London's Daily Telegraph, the band hired a designer to craft outfits based on what some of the characters in the painting are wearing. And, the article explained, "in a bizarre sartorial bonding exercise, the four musicians are wearing these clothes as a 'uniform' during all promotional duties for the new album." While Martin's talk of revolution didn't exactly explain how they came up with the concept for the duds, he did add that there was another unusual inspiration for the clothes, the lyrics and the revolution-hyping cover art, the latter of which also includes the title splashed in red paint in an homage to a different work, by Mexican symbolist painter Frida Kahlo. "A lot of the lyrics were inspired by ... the American 'Office,' because so many people are in a position to answer to people they don't want to answer to," he said, referencing the Steve Carell TV show. "We do sometimes, and you sort of feel like that's getting in the way of doing what you want to do. So it's basically about trying to get things out of the way that are standing in the way of doing what you want to do." Drummer Will Champion added that the band is "rebelling against the things that make you not enjoy life, like occasionally questioning authority or scriptures that make you not be able to enjoy your life in the way you do. Maybe it's about rebelling against those things." MTV.COM
  12. the new album has been just released and you're already bitchin about the next record ? CHILL or find yourself an hobby
  13. Listen to the new Sigur Ros album here http://www.sigur-ros.co.uk/band/disco/medsud-dot.php
  14. ma vai a farti spaccare il culo,idiota
  15. i'm talkin about the beat.....i'm sure its almost 100% electronic
  16. WTF are u talkin about ? the album is in streaming on their OFFICIAL myspace
  17. I wonder how they'll play this song live.....it's almost 100% electronic.
  18. LMAO http://youtube.com/watch?v=aNo4eHp6mUM
  19. Chris: 'I dream about Westlife http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1225102.ece

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