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General Smut

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  1. Its metal that has been painted black. Why you may ask? Because Black metal looks better than manky grey steel.
  2. Thats ok, ask me anything and i shall give the answer or my thoughts on the matter in hand.
  3. Ask me anything.
  4. I''m not dead i'm afraid..althou i'm sitting in a flat in London in my pants so it could be argued that i'm not really living either. The next poster Knows a funny Chuck Norris fact (google it)
  5. # There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
  6. 2 months ago as well - some mad woman stopped me in the street....I thought i'd pulled :-) But alas she was a loony and her healthcare worker shouted at me and led her away. :-( When was your first kiss?
  7. I have indeed The next poster...is.... Lovely
  8. 22 Square One 12 White Shadows 17 Fix You 13 Talk 13 Speed Of Sound 12 A Message 23 Swallowed In The Sea 16 'Til Kingdom Come +Fix You -A Message. It'll end. People should stop voting for Kingdom bore
  9. http://www.joineeforum.com Whats your favourite number?
  10. Not really no, guess it depends on the type thou. Favourite other forum?
  11. Wish i had a passport
  12. I would say London, but its not a proper city Paris Frog legs or snails?
  13. Porn Star Your favourite porn star?
  14. 149,999,961 cuppas, brewing on a wall 149,999,961cuppas, brewing on a wall But if one sole cuppa, did accidentally fall There'd be 149,999,960 cuppas, brewing on the wall
  15. Just stopped. We had thunder and lighting. Why am i so utterly depressed?
  16. Moved to London same question
  17. Conspracy nuts are famous for cherry picking selected facts while ignoring others. They also quote people out of context and ignore the same sources when those sources try to correct the record.
  18. Shame he forgot to tell his son. i'm with the others on this, Bin Laden was small fry in the 90's and if Clinton hadnt been so busy defending himself with the monica thing he mightve done more.
  19. Bonjour! Where in France you from? Welcome to the site!
  20. 149,999,962 cuppas, brewing on a wall 149,999,962 cuppas, brewing on a wall But if one sole cuppa, did accidentally fall There'd be 149,999,961 cuppas, brewing on the wall If you never try then you'll never know.
  21. 149,999,963cuppas, brewing on a wall 149,999,963cuppas, brewing on a wall But if one sole cuppa, did accidentally fall There'd be 149,999,962 cuppas, brewing on the wall As in Heidi Hi?
  22. Its funny, alot of people are really upset about this-still. I am, but who'd have thought it eh? this time last month he was that bloke off the telly who pokes crocs with big sticks. Who'd have realised that we'd miss him so much?
  23. 149,999,964 cuppas, brewing on a wall 149,999,964 cuppas, brewing on a wall But if one sole cuppa, did accidentally fall There'd be 149,999,963 cuppas, brewing on the wall Buy a sledge and go sledging down the pyramids and sand dunes.
  24. Meoooowwwwwwww Posh. I would.

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