Dandy Andy

hhehehehehe i would do the surveys but they never call me! i only have all the people selling stuff

plumber butts!

i would only like school for lunchtime where everyone GOT IT ON.. no wait i meant, go together.. but then the teachers are really nice to me but i think theyve started hating me cuz im such a weird OH maths are still funs i say crap.. i think i cant make my foods course for next year! AND COCK GAL ISNT HOME SO SHE CANT HELP ME!! fucker..

you know whats even better? KIRBY!! hes a machine!! he blows, sucks AND swallows..

ogmomgomgomogmogogmogmgomgomgomogmogmg i think ti htink ti thinkt ihtintknt knknknknkn kn THERE S THAT KID ON CBC!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HES SOC UTE .. when the movie was like RIVERDALE i was thinking of archie comics.. i still dont know what im watching

hahahahhahahahhhah.. no.. turd smells like SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!! hes such a jackass even though i am too.. but HES SO MEAN!!!!! start laughing at me will ya? :oops: ahhaha awwwww silly MOFO I AM NOT NUTS!! omg.. did you know that part of a toilet is called the BALLCOCK NUT HAHAHAHAHAHAH i am so serious.. i couldnt stop laughing and the plumbers on tv kept making bad jokes

I HOOVER YOU!!!

stupid people phoned me today and were liek , "yes, hello? we're collecting clothes on july 2nd.. BLAH BLAH BLAH" and i was like OKEEEEE?? and she said "is your mom home" and i said NO.. and she said bye and promptly hung up NOW THAT WAS RUDE!

maybe it WASNT from amnesiac..

MWHAHAHAHAHA hand jobs.. highlarious in Rushmore!!!

damn.. did you see his face? looks like he needs some sleep!!!! and he SHOULD quit that smoking heheh "air" situps was what I woulda told him to do

HA!!!! magic mushrooms. i was reading and it said HASISH HAHAHA CLASSIC

they all sound the same? really.... they sound like jackasses to me HEEE HAW HEEE HAW

HAHAH omg and on last call (with carson daly) LASTNIGHT!! they had the guy who won second place in the air guitar championships!!!!! AHAHAHA HE WAS SO .... well.. not... but he was sorta funny his name was Bjorn to Rock HA! and he had a tie and he even air tuned his guitar and he was playing along to song 2 by blur.. it was funny eh but then in the middle of it, he ripped open his shirt and the nastiest thing, HE HAD SO MUCH FLUB.. well not much, but if i had that, i wouldnt be ripping open my shirt and dancing around with it hehehe and at the end of his performance jamie kennedy was making fun of his flub and was like maybe you should do some "air" situps.. and the jokes kept going like that hehehe but then i got a feeling he was a heavy smoker cuz carson and jamie were grossed out by his stank and they asked if he smoke and told him he should give it up but in the end, they said theyd send bjorn to rock to LA if he promised to win the championships there

byes

chut up

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh ... erotic cybersex

again.. whats with wang chung?

ganstah!

aaaw.. omg.. theres nothing there! SOMEONE ALREADY HAD IT?

sexy would be YOUR mom and you.. but MY mom.. whoa

split them cheeks.. cmon!

you had nasty sex with my momma???!?!?! whoa.. lucid

shizzle

30 percent? but YOURE The one who infected me