HorrificAttack

I hope you don't mind, I stole your awesome sig for use elsewhere <3

Well I've got my pitchfork

Well it's not as if we are polar opposites and you must only choose one to like ever plus I said all of your jokes

For the record, I wasn't insinuating that Mark had some gang and that we should have a gang war, I was just saying the people who laugh at his jokes and lick his bum should be banded together as "idiots"

Jack pretty much said what I was thinking, but I let him have that one, like a tag team.

Oh how sly of you to "subtly" hint for the 7th(?) time that I remind you of a former former that you hated

It wouldn't because that's not how Chameleons work

I can't even be bothered to explain how wrong, idiotic (and especially for you Mark) Unfunny you all are

*facepalm* The irony in that first question is fantastic

Yes but you can be wrong. If someone said White Chicks was the best film ever, I would have every right to not respect their opinion

Especially since he was being a pedantic little cunt, you got his age wrong by one year

I am bored, when I am bored and someone is an idiot on a forum, I do tend to bring the ownage a tad. So you're allowed to accuse but then when I say anything I need to calm down, you're the new Simon

Not only are they the most obvious observations ever, but he manages to deliver them in such a repetitive way that you would think every joke he made was the exact same as the last one, it actually annoys me how much he tries to be funny when other people don't even have to try and are A LOT funnier than him. He takes pride and has a smug attitude based solely upon the fact that he thinks he is fucking hilarious and his little followers who have their tongues so far up his bum that they just see the trademark extended ellipses and rolling smilie as a signal to LOL

YEAH, a grown man and a 17 year old! WOOO BORDERLINE PAEDOPHILIA

Well you do realise and unflattering picture doesn't mean a person is ugly? So myself saying a statement which is unflattering to myself suggest that is presents me in a worse way than I actually am So not only did you attack me for no reason, but you pretty much failed at the attack

Can you all please remove Mark's penis from your mouth and get some comedy standards kthnks

Yeah I don't expect anything in return, just a smile and a "thank you" is enough :)

Oh ok yeah, someone being nice LLOLOLOLOLOLOL you're right, dunno how I didn't see the funny side earlier

What? I asked a question

Something funny?

Well it's a very unflattering way to take a picture, you're welcome

I'm not laughing about the dog dying.

I always do nice things to people, so much that I think nothing of it

Well you'd be my target audience this time, so it's fine, but the people who are like NATHAN IS HOW SATAN SPELLS HIS NAME ON FORUMS really should have heard that thing.

I just lol'd on several levels. I wish people could share my thoughts