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Well I am flattered :D

In that case, don't worry, it was just a one night thing with Jack

Sarcastic tears hurt </3

Lets leave bitchiness out of this now Jack :P

I guess that confirms it then :(

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I'm not a pervert :(

He looks like a horse when he smiles

Haha yeah exactly, which was the point I was making yeah, I blame you for that :P

Jack is a dark horse when it comes to perversion

I could totally pretend I had one of these so called "lives" with my post count on here

No silly :P that's what I put "surely" there for

If you go to the bottom of the page, you can choose language English (Pirate) is an option :lol:

I think some people are deadly serious about it

Hahaha well porn is different to that, surely, unless you are watching the wrong stuff

Facebook has the option to change the language to English (Pirate) it's so awesome

Well no I agree, it's not something to be overly happy about, I worded it very badly...

Well in that case, yes you did sound a bit arrogant there :P and to help your self esteem you are pretty :)

Shocking :lol: I never actually went on that site, the name was enough to paint a mental image of how un-classy it was

I never got anything good in them

Well don't worry, a lot of men aren't like that not that getting complimented is such an awful thing...

Well someone is arrogant :O

I'm liking the use of proper terminology :D Would that be limited to womens' breasts then? That site name has potential for X-Rated branches

I meant make crude comments when a girl walks past, it's something I have never ever done

I was too lazy to look, but he did claim it to be a "really good picture" so I take his word for it