HorrificAttack

Horny adult then

I see...well I don't think I can help, sorry

3 years? Wow...yeah I joined after I saw them live and Jack is on here, plus my username is an in-joke about that gig, anyway I am getting away from the point I thought double posts were when people had slow internet, got impatient and hit submit more than once?

Pirate decline is the number 1 cause of Global Warming, if everyone took part in this, the world might not be dangerously overheating :( Arrr this be my futile attempt at pirate speak, the arr is the only give away

Let me try and find my favourite...

This might seem obvious but...go to a pet shop?

More importantly, people like rodents and bums

I got all confused there, but I just have different settings to you, only on page 3 for me

This is one of the better site though, Internet acces = win. One I sometimes do at the weekends, was 12 hours, in a room without the internet, thank god for my external HDD and Laptop :D

It involves me making sure nobody enters this building who is not supposed to, waiting until everyone is gone, then locking up. It doesn't get much more thrilling that this.

I am probably the last thing that comes to mind when you think of the job, but I am a security guard, this particular site I am on now is part of a hospital, so I normally just say I "work in a hospital" sounds better.

Jack sent me a PM on here, cos it wasn't working on another forum, I had forgotten this pace existed, I am bored at work, so I am posting.

Sorry, I have no idea what you are talking about

Ahh horny teenagers, bless.

Do rats smell of truth?

Do you have something wrong with your eyes? They seem to be rolling for no reason at all Richard Gere didn't invent the process of putting an animal into your bum, check Urban Dictionary

That's a rubbish attititude to have, don't worry I don't plan on ruining your thread, I'm sure it's fun, I just didn't like the fact that you came on asking if anyone was here. There is a user list on the Index page of the forum, it shows you who is online.

This reminds me of South Park, that brave gerbil survivng the gay man's bum

Why don't you all get this amazing revolutionary thing called MSN Messenger?

It's a very hit and miss comic, but when it hits, it is probably the funniest one around

Or you could just click the button once.

This should be a Pastafarian Holiday

Jack you forgot to give them you referral link

All of these pictures are amazing in their own way and yes the last one is forum-favourite "Jack" coming out of the closet

Park is shit, Silvestre is shit, Saha is shit, Dong is shit, Berbatov doesn't play for your club Nani was suspended, his own fault for not being there Anderson was at the olympics through choice so that leaves you with Ronaldo, Tevez and Hargreaves (who you don't start anyway) who were out from the start a team of Man Utd's calibre missing 2 starting players should not be an issue at all and it wasn't you are making a big deal out of something which is minniscule like Jack said we had key players missing and 2 playing when really they shouldn't have Enrique I believe was also unfit and that's the reason he was resigned to the bench Newcastle deserved the point, fuck off complaining about it and grow up