HorrificAttack

Click the links guys, the headlines are hilarious.

Michael C. Hall is too obvious?

Well it's a joke about the daily mail.

Sam Rockwell

...according to the Daily Mail. AGE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-449783/Women-birth-age-30-double-risk-breast-cancer.html AIR POLLUTION http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-358875/Pollution-cars-linked-child-cancer.html AIR TRAVEL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-200443/Frequent-fliers-raise-cancer-risk.html and http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-591109/Cancer-risk-frequent-fliers.html ALCOHOL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-147083/Drink-day-increases-breast-cancer-risk.html and http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-471910/Bowel-cancer-danger-just-glass-wine-day.html ALLERGIES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-324732/Child-allergies-raise-cancer-risk.html ARTIFICIAL FLAVOURS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-55023/Cancer-causing-chemicals-soy-sauce.html ARTIFICIAL LIGHT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-391267/Artificial-light-increases-breast-cancer-risk.html ASBESTOS (as if it wasn’t bad enough already) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1170584/Asbestos-schools-kill-pupils-warns-teacher-dying-lung-cancer.html ASPIRIN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-205490/Asprin-link-cancer-risk.html BABIES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-157683/Birth-size-link-breast-cancer.html BABY BOTTLES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1038697/EU-rejects-ban-baby-bottles-linked-early-puberty-breast-cancer-miscarriage-infertility.html BABY FOOD http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-199887/Baby-food-cancer-alert.html BACON http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1102368/Additives-used-bacon-ham-chicken-make-cancers-grow.html BARBEQUES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-326153/Australians-warned-backyard-cancer-risk.html BEEF http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-393666/Alarm-beef-link-breast-cancer.html BEER http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1161843/Just-pint-beer-day-raise-risk-prostate-cancer.html BEING A BLACK PERSON http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1064547/Black-men-times-likely-prostate-cancer.html and http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-508753/Black-women-develop-breast-cancer-decades-earlier-white-women.html BEING A WOMAN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-63976/Cancer-risk-higher-women-smokers.html BEING A MAN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-306543/Men-twice-likely-die-cancer-women.html BEING SOUTHERN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1027331/Why-affluent-women-South-likely-die-breast-cancer.html BISCUITS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-126342/Cancer-foods-avoid.html BLOWJOBS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-453843/Oral-sex-cause-throat-cancer.html BRAS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-182370/Is-bra-bad-you.html BREAD http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-411506/White-bread-increases-cancer-risk.html BREAST FEEDING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-178756/Whos-risk-breast-cancer.html BREAST IMPLANTS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-41443/Breast-implants-cancer-scare.html BROKEN HEARTS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-450049/How-heart-broken-grief-send-early-grave.html BUBBLE BATH http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-403703/Is-bubble-bath-safe.html BURGERS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-467360/Cancer-scare-food-colour-added-sausages-burgers.html CAFFINE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1127473/Coffee-raise-child-cancer-risk-New-evidence-caffeine-damage-babies-DNA.html CALCUIM http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1052127/Fatal-cancer-risk-men-high-blood-calcium-levels-say-US-researchers.html CANDLE-LIT DINNERS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1207726/Candles-release-scents-laced-cancer-chemicals-warn-scientists.html#ixzz0dufFps6a CANNED FOOD http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-44676/Gender-bending-chemicals-tin-cans.html CARBOHYDRATES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-313227/Low-carb-diets-beat-breast-cancer.html CARS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-358875/Pollution-cars-linked-child-cancer.html CEREAL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-115696/How-safe-favourite-foods.html CHEESE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1002424/Italy-shuts-mozzarella-production-toxin-fears-spread.html CHICKEN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-429303/Families-risk-toxic-imported-foods.html CHILDLESSNESS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/columnists/article-474820/SUZANNE-MOORE-Im-sick-told-fault.html CHILDREN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-506501/Prostate-risk-having-family-according-new-study.html CHILDREN’S FOODhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-201390/Health-warning-childrens-food.html CHILLIS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-347287/Cancer-checks-spices-new-food-dyes-alert.html CHINESE MEDICINE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-75547/Warming-cancer-risk-Chinese-medicines.html CHIPS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-487571/Parents-told-chips-cause-cancer.html CHLORINE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-431777/Chlorine-bathwater-linked-cancer.html CHOCLATE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-386625/Cancer-fears-chocolate-snacks.html CITY LIVING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-496495/City-life-blamed-higher-risk-breast-cancer.html CLIMATE CHANGE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-452789/Warmer-climate-mean-thousands-deaths-skin-cancer.html COCA COLA http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-337178/Carrot-day-reduces-cancer-risk.html COD LIVER OIL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-379918/Cancer-fears-cod-liver-oil-capsules.html COFFEE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3027/How-healthy-cup-coffee.html CONSTAPATION http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-193698/Atkins-diet-cancer-risk.html CONTRACEPTIVE PILLS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-181273/Cancer-risk-45-higher-Pill.html COOKING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-382571/Frying-increase-cancer-risk.html CORDLESS PHONES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-515970/After-cancer-warnings-mobiles-home-phone-putting-health-danger.html CRAYONS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6706/Safety-alert-best-selling-crayons.html CURRY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-342632/Cancer-dye-Grossman-curry-sauce.html DEODRANT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-205705/Deodorants-linked-cancer.html DIETING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-73056/Is-diet-lifestyle-putting-risk-breast-cancer.html DOGS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-490581/Can-dogs-breast-cancer-Bizarre-medical-theories-experts-claim-actually-true.html EGGS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-50995/Cancer-chemicals-eggs.html ELECTRICITY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-449679/Power-lines-link-cancer-new-alert.html ENGLISH BREAKFAST http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1049142/Traditional-English-fry-raise-risk-bowel-cancer-63-cent.html FACEBOOK http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1149207/How-using-Facebook-raise-risk-cancer.html FALSE NAILS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1174768/Having-nails-skin-cancer-doctors-warn-women.html FATHERHOOD http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-506501/Prostate-risk-having-family-according-new-study.html FIBRE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4903/Fibre-cancer-risk-warning.html FISH http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-117840/Fish-cancer-scare.html FIZZY DRINKS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1249305/Two-fizzy-drinks-week-raise-chance-getting-pancreatic-cancer-87.html FLIP FLOPS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1025915/Wearing-FLIP-FLOPS-skin-cancer-doctors-warn.html FLY SPRAY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-459938/Using-pesticide-sprays-home-double-risk-brain-tumours.html FRUIT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-371260/Breast-cancer-drug-cuts-death-risk.html GARDENS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-326153/Australians-warned-backyard-cancer-risk.html GRAPEFRUIT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-468559/Eating-grapefruit-increase-breast-cancer-risk-third.html HAIR DYE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1017259/How-using-hair-dye-increase-risk-cancer.html HAM http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-490845/Is-safe-eat-Cancer-report-adds-bacon-ham-drink-danger-list.html HEIGHT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1064454/Bigger-taller-baby-girls-higher-risk-breast-cancer-says-study.html HONEY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-429303/Families-risk-toxic-imported-foods.html HOT DRINKS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-115696/How-safe-favourite-foods.html HRT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1214782/HRT-increases-risk-dying-lung-cancer.html#ixzz0dueJ7qOY INTERNET http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-312505/Cancer-patients-risk-websites.html IVF http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-148228/How-IVF-raises-cancer-risks.html KIDNEY TRANSPLATS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-459097/TV-prize-kidney-carries-risk-cancer.html LAMB http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-446559/Red-meat-link-higher-risk-breast-cancer.html LARGE HEADS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-370870/Big-headed-babies-prone-cancer.html LEFT-HANDEDNESS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-363477/Left-handers-likely-breast-cancer.html LIPSTICK http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-499967/Is-lipstick-giving-cancer.html LIVER TRANSPLANTS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-207838/Cancer-liver-transplant-killed-husband.html MENOPAUSE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-395201/Weight-gain-menopause-increases-breast-cancer-risk.html MENSTRUATION http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-68946/Do-women-need-periods.html METAL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1081692/The-metals-daily-glass-wine-linked-cancer-Parkinsons.html MILK http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-328863/Milk-linked-ovarian-cancer.html MOBILE PHONES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-473553/Orange-remove-mobile-mast-tower-doom-cancer-rate-soared.html MODERN LIVING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-474157/Modern-living-blame-cancer-epidemic.html MONEY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1025375/Wealthy-background-raise-risk-cancer-teenagers.html MORPHINE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1230208/Pain-drug-morphine-cause-cancer-spread.html#ixzz0dudlHqN2 MOUTHWASH http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1113422/Mouthwash-causes-oral-cancer-pulled-supermarkets-say-experts.html NUCLEAR POWER (there is no hint of irony in this article) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-42066/New-study-links-nuclear-sites-cancer.html OBESITY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-245997/Obesity-raises-risk-cancer.html OESTROGEN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4098/Oestrogen-link-breast-cancer.html OLDER FATHERs http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1223025/Why-older-fathers-likely-children-genetic-disorders.html#ixzz0dudLlJsP PASTRY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-115696/How-safe-favourite-foods.html PEANUT BUTTER http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1164417/Food-watchdog-warning-peanut-butter-brand-containing-cancer-causing-fungus.html PERFUME http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1051130/How-perfumes-scented-creams-make-unborn-baby-infertile.html PICKLES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-115696/How-safe-favourite-foods.html PIZZA http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-341698/New-food-dye-warning.html PLASTIC BAGS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1207840/Plastic-decomposes-sea-releases-cancer-causing-chemicals-study-warns.html#ixzz0duexZlFs PORK http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1093039/After-alert-Irish-pork-safe-beef.html POTATOES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-115037/Cancer-chemical-link-cooked-food.html POVERTY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/columnists/article-474820/SUZANNE-MOORE-Im-sick-told-fault.html PREGNANCY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-82458/Breast-cancer-risk-career-women.html RADIOACTIVITY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-421140/As-radioactive-spy-buried-bar-staff-served-facing-cancer-risk.html RICE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-444222/Rice-tainted-arsenic-raises-risk-cancer.html SAUSAGES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-550729/Why-eating-just-sausage-day-raises-cancer-risk-20-cent.html RETIREMENT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1220446/Oh-Work-good-especially-youve-retired.html#ixzz0ducbviCE SEX http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-191219/Did-sex-cancer.html SHAVING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-206459/Shaving-raise-cancer-risk.html SKIING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-206243/Skiers-warned-cancer-risk.html SOUP http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1132814/Salty-soups-increase-cancer-risk-says-expert.html SPACE TRAVEL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1015482/How-astronauts-risk-cancer--premature-ageing--travelling-space.html SUN CREAM http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-592076/Cancer-fear-childrens-sun-creams.html TALCUM POWDER http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1063040/Cancer-alert-talc-Women-using-powder-day-risk.html TEA http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-87131/Too-tea-treble-cancer-risk-women.html TEEN SEX http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1237530/Girls-sex-teens-greater-risk-developing-cervical-cancer.html#ixzz0dudvXOF7 THIRD HAND SMOKE (read article and you'll understand) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1249591/Even-hand-smoke-dangerous--especially-children.html VITAMINS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-320006/Vitamin-pills-cause-early-deaths.html WATER http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13620/Cancer-link-tap-water-radon-hotspots.html WI-FI http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-456534/The-classroom-cancer-risk-wi-fi-internet.html WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-338899/Dye-alert-spreads-school-meals.html WORKING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1031934/Why-men-desk-jobs-higher-risk-prostate-cancer.html X-RAYS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-207035/X-rays-bring-risk-cancer.html

Crosby should die. I don't get how anyone could possibly like him.

What a load of bullshit.

Crosby is a ****.

No I'm not offended or anything, I just hope you are joking.

I was joking. But err...what is wrong with you?

Yes I am fat.

Haha what?

Duck tape? Also what is this?

MSN isn't my only experience of you. Nobody actually gives a shit about you though Iz, they don't subscribe to the mailing list and you know each other from a forum so of course people are gunna be fucking surprised.

I was just going to use the same logic you apply to justifying marrying him to me not liking you, that's all.

it is Tammi.

COOL. How long have you known Eric btw?

Which you did.

I never mentioned Julie once.

We know Crests name now anyway, so it can hardly stay on topic unless you want pages of people going TAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMITAMMI TAMMI TAMMI

Don't be ridiculous. How long have you and Eric known each other?

Mark she's clearly not a tennis fan, since she commented "the balls go so fast" she doesn't know what the WTA is so how is she going to know who was playing? Stop trying to find common ground in people when it's not there and stop harassing 14 year old girls.

Sorry, I'll be sure to speak to you for months before I formulate an opinion in the future.

I don't need an excuse, I've spoken to you at length in the past and I don't like you at all.

Well if you want him PMing you relentlessly then be my guest...