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WE JUST FUCKING WON A GOLD, thanks to this amazing woman in muy sig FUCKING YES

I love everything about the winter olympics, absolutely everything (well other than USA winning overall)

Does anybody else not give a fuck, like at all, what Tiger Woods does in his spare time?

Until The Daily Mail posts an article about it anyway.

No.

Haha I know, it's so hard (pun intended). You're right about what I care about as well, as much as it pains me to admit it, I do seek the approval of others, just not about my penis :lol: . Glad we've cleared this up anyway :nice:

Milk first is retarded.

Didn't realise having surgery caused climate change :/

I hate Americans who think they are Irish.

No thanks.

It's "comedy gold" I take exception to.

ZING

My actual good post is going missing, soon we'll be back to shouting SEX.

Eunuch is actually when it happens early on in life so it affects you hormonally.

Sorry Perrine, it's just we've had a hostile past and I'm never sure how to take what you say, good to know we are past that :nice:

When people complain, I mean GOD, shut up.

I would agree normally, but that comment annoys me because I try to criticise one of the things that haunts the minds of men and instead I am criticised for mentioning my own penis :( I thought it necessary to back up the point I was making about how the condoms, although seeming it on the surface, are not entirely for "bragging rights" even though the company seem to be aiming for those sorts of sales. I wish I hadn't bothered.

Hahahaha, sorry. I just felt the need to justify it all, that's one of my most genuine and thoughtful posts on CPing in a long time and I wasted it in "The SEX Thread"

Ah well if a few people are saying it then it's unfair to criticise any of them...wait no that's not right at all.

I completely agree that it's mostly for marketing and "bragging", that's genuinely why I took the picture, I was bemused at how obnoxious the packaging was, the XL is so hilarious, it takes up half of the package and as you rightly point out there is no L, so it makes me think it's just for men to go "OI OI I'M A FACKING XL" and give the cashier a wink as she beeps it through the till. I actually felt embarrassed with them in my shopping basket and I went to the slef service till to avoid having to see a person pick up the condoms and their reaction. I must state again that it wasn't my intention to brag in any way, I just thought the packaging was hilarious (in fact I hadn't even intended to post it on here initially, I just thought it would be funny to do so) I disagree about the necessity though...regular condoms are a bit short on me length wise, but as you said that's not a real issue, however you did neglect the other statistic in penis size, the girth. It's the girth that is the problem and it's actually the width of the condom that increases the most in the larger sizes, although not by a great deal, with regular condoms they actually hurt when I put them on and I'm fairly confident there would be a risk of it breaking, so I do feel these "XL" condoms, although incredibly poorly named are actually more necessary than you'd think, or maybe I'm just a rare case, I don't know it's not something you really discuss with people. I apologise if I gave off the wrong impression by posting that image, I genuinely don't think penis size is something to even brag about, to me it should be no different to a man bragging about having bigger hands than someone, which is ridiculous, people just tend to associate manliness with penis size, which is hilarious because I'm not exactly "manly". I can understand why people would be insecure about it but I think a lot of that is because of the ridiculous attitude pop culture has towards penis size, it's like it's ok to laugh at penises, how many penis jokes are there in films/TV Shows? Then shows like Sex In The City where the women openly discuss penis size, scrutinising and even glorifying a man called "Mr. Big" it's pathetic and no wonder men are so insecure about it.

You don't want me to do that tbh.

Kate was a candidate, she's just since been crossed off.

Jesus Christ, how can a man with so much money and power come out with something as retarded as this?

I think that's why I don't like it, trying too hard for the sake of a picture of yourself. I prefer my shitty webcam style.

I've never seen a more racist post in my life.