Naughtyfig
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the williams sister are great..I like em...but I'm sick of em
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dont like em.. :shrug:
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nothing's cooler than alice in wonderland... *throws stones at chad* tis a great movies though
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I HATE WALBERG I'd see for Norton only..screw everyobody else..the old veriosn was ok.
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I am soo proud of bummy ass self..I updated my website..(its been some centuries) bwahaha.. To be honest I forgot about it.. feel free http://www.freewebs.com/blu_mountainsits a research paper..eh...I f u wanted work done u should spoken alot earlier...I'd do it too..since I have TIME on my hands.. good luck w/ the project or whatever thoughahahah Phil is that what u do??? :roll: :D HEY Dans whats up? I'm okay well I got about four or three poems out of it so I'm good to go..ahahahohh I'm sorry Ali.....hehe..I like that name....but anywho I got back I'm sure because u didnt wish me luck I didnt win..but I came 2nd..I'm pleased :DI'd love to help..if I knew about the stuff..I'm soorrryyyyI'M BACK PEOPLE...I came in second....$350 in my wallet..woohoooahahahaha..thats what I was thinking after I read it...okay rappers it is then..well I'm leving for the compt..now WISH MEE LUCK..SHOOULD BE BACK IN ABOUT 3 HOURS i GUESS :shock:yeah I know what u're talking about..funnyyyI'm a roll right now..so here's some: Don’t cry for me For I am alone and hurting I will get through this like I always have For you should understand I am like the Rock of Gibraltar I am like the Pyramids of Great Egypt I am like the River Nile I am the air of the Amazon I am like the voodoo of Africa I am like the earth’s gravity I am like the brilliance of a full moon I am like the heat of the Equator I am like the locusts that flies over Lake Victoria I am like the force of a Pacific Tsunami I am like the rage of the water of Niagara I am like the chill of the North Pole I am like the vividness of a lunar eclipse I am like the speed of a falling star I am like the catastrophe of a comet For I am strong Forever fighting Forever learning Forever gaining wisdom Forever surviving Forever loving Forever a seeker of happiness Forever a soul seeker Forever the earth you walk Forever the air you breathe Forever the reason you live I am …yours --------- I will let you loose over this desert Roam before I catch you Develop camouflage For my eyes will beam you down and make you disappear Don’t find Oasis to relax in My hand will surge from beneath the very pools in you wade through and drag you under and mercilessly drown you Don’t look back dearie My teeth will razor sharp, shinning, eager to rip your head off Be alert Survival 101 Don’t tremble before me My evil will be intrigued Don’t beg for forgiveness My heart has already turned into fucking stone Don’t say you’re sorry For then I will have to kill you Don’t hide because I will find you and I will have to kill you And don’t still lie to me I will be tempted to rip your heart and tongue out, burn them and stuff them down you throat into your soul and still kill you I will find you and I will kill This, my dear, is not the vengeful threat of a broken angry heart This is the path you have chosen This is the wrath of your actions This is the death sentence you have created for yourself This is the kiss of the Furies… -------- Would you like to me pound you on the head So you could remember what I just said Or Would you prefer that I roughhouse your very manhood in bed Would you like it if I were on top of my game So your friends wouldn’t see me as lame Or Would you prefer that I tell you that the size of your ego compared to that of your WANG was indeed, a shame Would you like it if I were my own person So I wouldn’t drown in the shadow of you as my sun Or Would you like it if I was a wreck and always let my guard down Would you like it if I fulfilled your every fantasy So Lesbian erotica would no longer devour your money Or Would you dress up for like the little boy that you really are with a lollipop in your mouth as your rocking back and forth on a little old wooden pony Would you prefer that I leave now So that hurt wouldn’t back bitterness in like a mule in a field dragging along a heavier sharp plough Or Would you like it I endured this THING and make our love work some how… ------- Open up your soul to me Like when a butterfly comes forth into the world Let your love shine its wondrous brilliance over me Like when the sun peaks up over the horizon ending moon and nights glorious reign Allow my appearance to grace your being Like the morning dew on a rose petal Completely devour me Like Gods plagues let loose over Ancient Egypt Let me into you heart, into your soul, into you Like lava flowing throughout the earth’s crust… ------yeah Vin..well I better get gong soon..wish me luckOH GOD...how did I forget that one!! thats classic!!!!!!!!!!!Well Vin..for me it takes a few drinks..not guts.. :P Yeah its crazy..I was start freaking out when there's a tough crowdahahah right Vin..I hear yah...yes my folks..they AWESOME they are always material for my comedy... I luv..em...I just one with them in a strip club...hilarious!old 80's teen comedies were the BEST! GOD..they could never make em like that no more... there were always the typical characters..the snoby rich kids...the rich kid's freaking obnoxious friend, the weird outkast, the sexy girl, the nerds, the bad boy.. ohh those were HILARIOUS! ...remember: The Breakfast Club Footloose Fast Times At Ridgemon (I think) High Pretty In Pink 16 Candles... ahhh good stufffyeah no sex in the champagne room used ot be in my sig. that song is hilariousI have a stand-up competition tonite and I want to which would you laugh at more..I'm trying to find some closing material..... Grand Prize=$500.. so let me know aight!!!!!!!!! :)