Professor Peedston

how long are you going to be gone?

well EXCUUUUUUUUUSE ME. *said in obnoxiously loud voice*

i says what i thinks. :shrug:

rat

yeah, the flyers will be the team to beat, with their new goaltender JEFF FUCKING HACKETT. :roll: stupid bob clarke. :x

989

tru dat :(

ain't no thang wrong with cabin.

accustomed

cabin, eh?

moustache

well that gets the blood flowing, but to all the wrong places, if you know what i mean. AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW CLEVERLY SUGGESTIVE!

i can't.... too.... slow.....

you shouldn't tell me that, it'll only encourage me. :roll:

lousy laura and her faster posting...

you're close now!

mmmmmm i think i pretty much covered it. barry white and katherine hepburn together is plenty disturbing enough for me. :roll:

and the repeated misspelling of the word "border" :P

he's makin' love to the angels right now. and katherine hepburn. i'm just full of things i shouldn't say tonight.

i just know i'm going to be that creepy old guy in 40 years, but it will only be because making people feel uncomfortable is my greatest source of entertainment, not because of any pedophilic things. lonely old men need something to get them through their bleak, miserable lives.

that feels much better.

i just read that whole thing again.... somebody really ought to slap me for that one. :roll:

HAHAHA creepy old men are the best. i think if a woman had to choose between sitting on the bus next to a grizzly bear with a knife and a machine gun and an old man with a creepy smile, 9 out of 10 would take their chances with the bear.

even so...

not too loudly i hope :P (for the sake of the people in front of you)