Tonsu

Joe, do you never sleep?! Those chickens keeping you awake?! :P

You thought I might be a she You thought I might be a she My username's not Tofu but you made it close My username's not Tofu but you made it close Ohhoohhoooho :dance:

Well my username's Tonsu not Tofu and actually I feel quite gutted, that would have been a far cooler name when I changed from 'kimchi'!! :p

Who is he or she? Love tofu - I think it'll go on the 'recomended' list :)

^ ??? The man wearing it is sold separately?? Do they know not of the 'all inclusive deal' in Coldplay land? Scam, scam, green eggs and scam. But arise Cap'n. ye have proved yer worth with yer picture. Arrr. We await yer taking the tiller tomorrow morn to keep this nonsense going :D

More to the point, what isn't it?!!

Show me an image of the eyepatch of which you speak, and if it be satisfactory ye shall indeed be crowned Cap'n of the good ship 'Banned Words, Recommended Words, Highly Recommended Words'. And what a vessel she be. Arrrrrrr.

^ You're in with the chickens in baggage alas my friend, as it's a free ticket. But, at least you don't have to watch the same movie seven times in a row, and to be quite honest the service is better down there :P

Are you a pensioner? If not you shall have to wait a few years for your opportunity, but believe me, it's worth being patient for (or so I have been told). We don't need a captain here on this thread, think it's flying itself?? :thinking::lol:

Banned words lock toes squ** sq*ee squ**************************e *q*u*ee* ******e plastic plastic b*g ex*mination Recommended words randomness gabbages woohooo hammock carrot newspaper onion bunion (but please don't Google it) canyon squid nuts (by special request from Chavi) non wing moving vigorously jack (by bizarre and nonsensical request from Coldplay92) Highly recommended words cabbage pitchfork (new entry after a PM from a farmer) broomstick (new entry after a PM from a broomstick maker - apparently a 25% discount for all who email him within the next week mentioning 'gabbages', with a further 5% off if you sing Yellow to his his mum who is a huge Coldplay fan) milk (new entry after a PM from a cow)

Bloody hell, that's marvellous!! You have out-witted the half-witted (me!) and proved yourself a genius amongst gabbages. I would like to employ you as either a pilot or flight attendant, interested??! :lol:

Another fine suggestion Joe, you are really flying tonight (with TonsuAir no less!) :P Oh go on, lock it, it's full of nonsense and discrimination against my toes!! :laugh3:

Exactly! The point is...there is no point!! A sublime suggestion Chavi, going right to the top of the list!!

You will all have to wait till my hammertoe is lopped off by my surgeon before this thread is locked bwahahaha. Until then no sque*es please. The emergency exits are located >here< and >here<. Thank you very much for your attention, and please don't hesitate to call the cabin crew if you have any problem refraining from any talk of squ*ee, plastic bags, or flapja*ks. Gabbages are complimentary on today's flight.

http://www.hammertoe.com/

Right, I am sick of all this bias against hammertoes. They are just normal toes that are, erm, slightly not normal... 'Hammertoe' is going straight to the top of the list of recommended words, and I would kindly ask that every post from now on not only avoids mentioning 'sque*e' but also praises hammertoes in some way. Thank you kindly :)

Banned words toes squ** sq*ee squ**************************e *q*u*ee* ******e plastic plastic b*g ex*mination Recommended words woohooo hammock carrot newspaper onion bunion (but please don't Google it) canyon squid nuts (by special request from Chavi) non wing moving vigorously jack (by bizarre and nonsensical request from Coldplay92) Highly recommended words cabbage pitchfork (new entry after a PM from a farmer) broomstick (new entry after a PM from a broomstick maker - apparently a 25% discount for all who email him within the next week mentioning 'gabbages', with a further 5% off if you sing Yellow to his his mum who is a huge Coldplay fan)

^ Woohooo is a great one, well done sir, also going on the list!

^ I've got a hammertoe :( I also have only two joints on my toes when everyone else in the world has three. Right, 'toes' are going on the banned list too!!

Banned words squ** sq*ee squ**************************e *q*u*ee* ******e plastic plastic b*g ex*mination Recommended words hammock carrot newspaper onion bunion (but please don't Google it) canyon squid nuts (by special request from Chavi) non wing moving vigorously jack (by bizarre and nonsensical request from Coldplay92) Highly recommended words cabbage pitchfork (new entry after a PM from a farmer) broomstick (new entry after a PM from a broomstick maker - apparently a 25% discount for all who email him within the next week mentioning 'gabbages')

I am most delighted to welcome 'hammock' to the recommended list, but am afraid to say that I have already received some PMs from flapjack-phobics expressing concern and dismay that the subject might be raised so publicly and so directly. Do you have any alternative way of describing those delicious little things that wouldn't scare some of our fellow posters here quite so much? An excellent suggestion. Ex*mination is hereby banned from the thread too, and quite rightly so.

Welcome welcome, lovely to meet you :)

Alas not tonight! Just been feverish and probably watching too much Monty Python for my own good :laugh3: Any words to add to the list Joe? If you mention gabbages I will shoot you :lol:

Right, an update good folk of the forum, bearing in mind feedback I have been receiving via PMs! Banned words squ** sq*ee squ**************************e *q*u*ee* ******e plastic plastic b*g Recommended words carrot newspaper onion bunion canyon squid nuts (by special request from Chavi) Highly recommended words Cabbage Thankies :) (That is not a highly recommended word, just me finishing my post)

^ Cabbage, you mean CABBAGE!! :\:lol: