Everything posted by noni
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The benefits of having sex
Gooooood, sooooo good... I feel like a better person now :smug:
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The benefits of having sex
I just did for you, guys, to increase your knowledge... :P :P :P
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The benefits of having sex
:angry: :angry: :angry: :( :( :(
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The benefits of having sex
C'mooooon, Jess... It's general culture!!! :P
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The benefits of having sex
I'm waiting to read these benefits... :sneaky:
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The benefits of having sex
Where's better than a sex thread? :wink3:
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The benefits of having sex
Sorry if the translation is a bit crap... :/
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The benefits of having sex
THE BENEFITS OF HAVING SEX 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Some scientific proofs prove that when a woman has sex she produces lots of strogen, and it makes the hair softer and brighter 2. Having calm and relaxing sex reduces the posibility of suffering of skin infections, blackheads and acne. The sweat cleans the pores and makes your skin shining. 3. Having sex helps you to burn off the calories of the previous romantic dinner... 4. Sex is one of the safest sports. You work lots of muscles in your body and it's nicer than swimming 10 miles and there's no need of special sport shoes!! 5. Sex is an automatic cure for depression. It liberates endorphines in the blood getting euphoria and, then, a well-being feeling. 6. The more you have sex, the more you'll have chances to have it again. A sexually active body has more pheromones and that subtle aroma excites the opposite sex!! 7. Sex is the safest tranquillizer in the world. It's ten times more effective than Valium. 8. Kissing everyday helps you to not going to the dentist. Kisses helps the saliva to clean teeth and reduces the acid which causes the enamel's weakness 9. Sex relieves headaches. Everytime you have sex it reduces the tension in the brain's veins. 10. Have sex lots of times can clear away when your nose's blocked up. Sex is a natural anti-histaminic. It helps you against asthma and summer allergies... So now, get out of here and meet someone to have sex!! Read him/her these benefits and he/she will be yours!!! *runs to meet someone to read the benefits* :sneaky: :sneaky:
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What are you listening to RIGHT NOW?
Fat Boy Slim feat Macy Gray - Demons
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Travis
Fegula, mmmmmmmh... :wink3:
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I'll eat your kids for lunch
I get my 1st Barbie when I was... huuuuuummm, errrrm... 26!! *runs and hides*
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Travis
I received it yesterday too and I felt so glad reading "one of the best things Travis have ever recorded"... :D :D :D So taaaaaaake me don't leeeeeeeave me... :smug:
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What are you listening to RIGHT NOW?
Dave Matthews Band - Space between
- when ur 25 plus
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when ur 25 plus
Too late again!!! :P *marks it in the calendar*
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when ur 25 plus
I hope so, Blanca, thank you!!! *runs to blangy profile to see if there's the birthday* :sneaky:
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Travis
Ren is off... Thom came here for a while but didn't say anything... Bad bad boys...
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when ur 25 plus
Too much late, everyone is gonna read it... :P :P I'm feeling fine, thanks... a bit worried about an event next Saturday but it's ok.
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guess what i got
Josie is a Gestapo spy!!!! :stunned: :stunned:
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Travis
Oooops, Thom is gone withouth saying hi!! :angry: :angry: But THE man is here!! :D
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when ur 25 plus
Ooooooh, Blangy, when is your birthday? Eeeeeh, y hola!!! Que tal? :D
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Travis
Eeeeeeeh, look who is online too!! Thooooooommie, come here right now!!! :D
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guess what i got
Eeeeeeeeh, Matt is eating in your hand now!! :D
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Wow..
A fran-tastic lyric for Mandy: I'm so happy 'cause you're so happy!! :D