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to me, you have to have a sexy voice to start off with, a sexy accent isnt going to cover up a shrill squawky voice. Its like putting cinnamon on a piece of burnt toast, it just doesnt cut it, hahah... I've lived in the south for 11 years, and I'm tired of southern accents. I've always been extremely turned on by a sexy voice, and even more, a sexy voice with a european accent. I dont have a preference as to which country their accent is from, they all have their own special sexiness, mainly british and french. Australian too... man i dont care, a nice voice is a nice voice, which is awesome, because hearing is my favorite of the five senses. An accent just adds spice to it.

I've been browsing around... and the top five rumored candidates for the part of Willy Wonka are as follows, in order of how much I've seen their name 1) Marylin Manson (agh, he's heavily pursuing the part) 2) Jim Carrey (heavy rumor) 3) Johnny Depp (not old enough) 4) Eminem (shoot me) 5) John C. Reilly (has been pursuing the part) Here's a rumored list from someone else... Charlie Bucket: Rupert Grint Charlie's mum: Michelle Pfeiffer Willy Wonka: Jim Carrey Grampa Joe: Michael Landau Mike Tevee: Tom Felton Veruca Salt: Emma Watson Umpa Lumpas: Daniel Radcliffe Other rumoured actors are Meg Ryan, Devon Murray, Guy Edwards, Anthony Way, Jamie Bell, Diana Rigg, Michael Palin, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Maud Adams and Gene Wilder. Post who you want in the movie!

Well, what I hope will happen is that they cast someone older, but very energetic, like Robin Williams as Willy Wonka. I hope they do Gene Wilder justice by bringing him back in the movie and casting him as Grampa Joe. If they gave Gene Wilder the part of Willy Wonka again, that would kick so much ass, but no one has ever remade a movie and cast the same guy as the same character. There's just no one who would be able to do as good as Gene Wilder. Robin Williams would definitely be the best candidate.

^ wonders how he's seen Laura's ass

^ makes cool banners

i read it as "I'm on my friend's lap" at first, haha

its better that it be taken literally in this situation, and not as a cliched excerpt from a horrible song...

check out his website http://www.ilsuperficiale.it/asianprince213/index.html

havent you seen "Just Married?" they try to do it in the airplane bathroom, right after this huge sweaty guy walked out from "dropping" his mexican dinner...

Reilly, this is a real confidence booster!

I've figured out why I'm lagging so much, its the animated banner in dionisio's sig... its really lagging my browser...

yes, lots of nudity

no way, isnt it in the rules that you cant post pictures with nudity?

I cant search for "Fuck" i get too many pictures unsuitable for this forum...

Its time for a SEX POP-QUIZ! Topic : Fantasies Multiple Choice: How many people have you fantasized about? A) 0 - 10 B) 10 - 50 C) 50 - 100 D) 100 - 250 E) Just about everyone I've ever found attractive Have you ever fantasized about someone on this board? A) hahaha.. what kinda question is that? B) yes, but just one person C) a couple D) oh yeah... :twisted: E) I've done more than just fantasize *COUGHwebcamCOUGH* Short Answer: 1) Whats your ultimate fantasy? 2)If you were locked in a hotel suite forever with one other person (and room service), who would you pick? - out of people you know - out of all the famous people

thank GOD

LOL... agh, I'd rather be castrated with a grapefruit spoon... wait... i take that back... If someone held a gun to my head and told me to have sex with umax, or lose my manhood, I'd take one night of horror over a lifetime without my wang... I'd take Umax, BUT, they would have to give me a lot of morphine... and maybe some hallucinogenic drugs...

Reilly, did she talk like that? you know... the "R U" instead of "are you" ughghg... I absolultely hate that... and "A/S/L" and "lolz" and complete lack of respect for spelling... its like "hye hwo r u?" its horrifying....

yeah, I forgot her name... so we just called her Umax, since that was the name of the pic (I'm guessing it came from the name of her scanner). So from then on, Umax became an internet legend between my friends and I... She was one of those people who would be like this... hott9634: Hye babe ;) Chaddarooch: um, hi hott9634: so when r u gonna ask me out? *two seconds later* hott9634: hello? hott9634: why rnt u talking 2 me? Chaddarooch: you're too young hott9634: age dosnt mattre, I'm machur 4 my age hott9634: hello????? hott9634: r u buzy? Chaddarooch: look, you're 14, I'm 19, i dont date people that young, plus I know nothing about you, and can already tell that you're not my type... hott9634: u never no til u try *Chaddarroch has signed off* my friend made this...

my first stalker...

Question #1: is it Reilly?

uh, to figure out Laura's answer, you guys have been trying to pry it out of her for a while now, so I thought 20 Questions would be a better way to go about it... plus its more fun...

how about we play 20 questions, haha

hah, my dad always called her Nelly Fartado