Corner Kid

a bad storm just passed over me

I do, but you probably already know that

There's two types of bad movies: A) Bad movies that are so bad, you never want to see them ever again, and you want to make up for the hour and a half that you have just wasted. They're so bad, they haunt you in your sleep, and scar you for life. B) Bad movies that are so bad, they're great! Can a movie be so bad that it actually goes beyond the furthest depths of "bad" and crosses into the realm of "good?" Yes it can! And Here are my Top Five choices for the absolute best "Awsomely Awful" Movies: 1) "Dead Alive" (you will NEVER, ever find a more violent movie. And the Lawnmower scene proves it. This is a Peter Jackson classic (director of Lord of the Rings) and if you find it, BUY IT, DO NOT RENT IT. Video Rental Stores only carry the edited version, because of how violent it is. Its a New Zealand Film, and there's a lot of British Humor in it, which takes away the whole essence of a horror film. This is definitely a horror film turned comedy.) 2) "Story of Ricky" (this is the movie with the famous head-crush scene used in The Daily Show when Craig Kilborn hosted it, when he did "Five Questions." Its the most violent Kung-Fu out there, not as violent as Dead Alive, but violent enough to be #2 on my list. Like Dead Alive, there are some really strange people in the movie, and you cant help but laugh at them. Like for instance, one of the gang leaders is the most feminine guy I've ever seen in a kung-fu movie. And the Assistant Warden has a glass eye which also serves as a container to hold mints. You can find this movie at a video store, Media Play, or Best Buy. Its a cult phenomenon, so its not going to be cheap.) 3) "Jack Frost 2" (dont be fooled by the title. This isnt the Disney movie Where Michael Keaton becomes a snowman and hangs out with his son. This is a movie about a MUTANT KILLER SNOWMAN. and in the sequel, he reeks havoc on an unsuspecting island resort, IN THE FREAKING TROPICS! This movie has some of the worst acting I've ever seen, much like a bad 80s soap opera. You can find this movie in the horror section of any video rental store. This movie comes complete with some of the most annoying characters in movie history.) 4) "Meet the Feebles" (This is the most demented movie I've ever seen. Leave it to Peter Jackson to make it. Its a story about a group called "The Feebles" who do variety shows in a theater, featuring theatrical song performances. The main character Wobert goes in to join the cast and discovers that the place is filled with drugs, sex, murder, underground snuff porn, visually-disturbing sexually transmitted diseases, drug trafficking, and black tar heroin. And to top it all off, the movie features a cast made up ENTIRELY OF ANIMAL PUPPETS. There are no people in this movie. This is like Sesame Street on acid.) 5) "Crippled Masters" (This is a kung-fu movie that MUST be seen. A guy with no arms teams up with a guy with no legs, to take revenge on the man who crippled them, who happens to be an evil warlord, who has a huge metal hump in his back that is strangely never talked about in the movie. This movie features actors who are crippled in real life, and all the stunts are real. Sometimes you can find it for rent. I suggest you rent it and watch it with friends for some laughs.)

"Being John Malkovich" was really weird...

:D indeed they do. The sound is incredible on a Martin. I love mine because its feels so good to play. The action is as effortless as an electric guitar. I saw a 1964 Martin at Guitar Center, I wanted to sleep right next to it, so I could always be there to play it, it was incredible. Needless to say, I came back and it was gone.

I'll start it back on topic... umm... I've wanted to make a banner for my website, but its not easy when all you have is Microsoft Paint.

High Fidelity is an awesome movie, definitely one of my favorites

oh yeah, and another guy got up on stage, looked about my age... he started singing, and I swear, these are the words: I got one bullet left and four folks left to kill one of them is my woman and the other three are her men

I went to an open mic night... this guy played a song called "Tried To Be A Redneck, But It Just Didnt Work Out"

i download songs, but I dont burn CDs, the only way i can get into an artist is by hearing their stuff, and thats from downloading their music. Then if I like it, I'll buy their CD

^ likes U2

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help us! please join the chatroom, we need more people

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yes, we need more people

hahaha *hides*

the chatroom sucks, but we just need more people in it

yeah, thats me... hmm alpharetta is about 45 minutes away

I'll do it, just for kicks... I'm going in right now... I'll probably be the only one in there, but hey...

I cover "Shiver", "The Scientist" and "In My Place" I'd have to say one of the first two...

finally got a scanner! Here's one from the fall...

Favorite color? Brown Favorite food? Thai/Japanese/Indian Favorite animal? Koala Favorite celebrity? Robin Williams Goal for the future? be successful at what I do & happy with life Hair color? brown Favorite band/singer? Travis/Sigur Ros

that was to Andrew and btw, if you were in Marietta, you should have come see me play

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