weedy_gonzalez

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hey!! chris martin`s a weeping willow tree like me weeeeee even tho i was born 6 years, 6 months and 10 days later. ain`t it cool?

nope you`re not. :D

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weeeeeeeeeeeeping willow tree

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeping willow tree :cool:

brandon: 'puuuuffff aaand pass'

geee this thread gets a lot of support!

kilmore: 'i should have gone sober before playing at the pool'

jose dreaming: * if only i were the president of the usa i`d make it legal. *

keanu: 'no!! i am not ricky martin. i repeat i am not ricky martin!'

dirk: 'who farted???!!!???'

dirk: 'oh my God!! he just slapped my ass!!!'

keanu thinking (counting): '5 plus 2....eleven...plus 5....twenty... plus 3.....twenty um .....twenty plus 3.... aaaaaaah..... uuumm... twenty.... um.... aaaah.... OH FUCK THAT!! I`M A FUCKING MILLIONAIRE I DON`T HAVE TO COUNT EVERY FUCKING DOLLAR!'

mike: 'want some...umbrella??'

keanu thinking: 'damn, i must have left my motorbike on the other side of the town. shit'

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keanu thinking: *now all i have to do is secretly put this box under mr bush`s car.'

MIKE: 'i`m a bee......bzzzzzz'

keanu: 'FFF FFFF FFF FFFFFUCK OFF!'

dirk (the guy on the left): 'remember when we played for the queen elisabeth?' mike (the guy with curly hair): yeah... and jose almost hit her with his drumstick!' jose (guy in the hat): haahaahaa very funny mike!! brandon (the one in the middle): AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA kilmore (the one on the right): 'whoa!! an airplane!!'

brandon (thinking): *fuck! it tastes like pee. oh fuck that i gotta win!! drink, brandon drink! don`t give up!!* kilmore (thinking): *hahaha he doesn`t know i pissed into his can muahahaha*

keanu: 'mmmm so nice and soft.....are these real or implants?'

chris: 'wanna nookie?' hot chick: 'no!!' chris: *cries*

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