weedy_gonzalez

why youscared of the ocean? is it becuz of sharks and such shits? now that i have enlightened you once again i am trully your personal god (or goddess) :P j/k yeah you visit me and i visit you! :D it would be great cuz i`d be in a city where flea was born and you`d be in the capital of the world! innit like whoa!?

8 as well. hey you`re new aren`t you? well welcome!!

i have to agree with all 3 of you.

at this very moment it is warm. and it`s 12.37 pm and i woke up 3 hours ago and just drank coffee cuz otherwise i`d be shitty all day :P the weather`s been bootiful for the last couple of days. no clouds. just bloo skies. i live in a city called gliwice, it`s in the south and it`s a nice city. it`s actually the capital of the world :D

chris singing in his mind: *i will always be waiting for you.....yeah in this position most definetly.*

chris: 'noel man, your fart almost killed me. but it`s ok now. it all gone with the wind' noel: 'i don`t know what you`re talkin about man.' chris: 'you didn`t fart?' noel: 'no man' chris: 'strange..... it was only me and you onstage. maybe it was.... ok forget about it.'

thx :D aaaw man how can one hate living in australia? :o :stunned:

guy: 'see? this is what i wanted to show you. incredible isn` it?' jonny: 'oh God yeah definetly. i think it cosists of Unununium, Ununnilium, Ununbium, Ununquadium, Ununhexium, Ununoctium, Chrome, Niobe, Coal, Hel and a bit of marijuana. it also has a very deep philosophical meaning to its constructors' will: 'oh man i`m already scared of it!' chris: 'let me see!! let me see!! i wanna see it!!!'

gosh and i just remembered youre from aussie! i so envy you!!! :P :D

jonny: 'guys do you think the same as i do?' will: 'absolutely, entirely and definetly.' chris: 'yeah it does look like an alien. what do you think we should do with it?' guy: 'i`m hungry and it looks yummy' jonny: 'i think you misunderstood me. i was talkin about climbing the roof.'

chris: 'turn this shit off or you`ll end up like this guy`s car in australia.'

pic 1- chris: 'you know i`d luff to kiss your neck and get as close as......' pic 2- chris: '......stupid paparazzi.....' gwyneth: 'um yeah they do get close sometimes, indeed but......' pic 3: chris: '.... fuck off asshole! fucking idiot!...' gwyneth: '...chris, i can`t believe you said this to me!! we`re thru!!!' *hangs up*

muahahaha

no such thing has happened to me yet but it might soon change...... once i get my matrix-revisited VHS!!! :D

i knew i`d be travis cuz my roots are scotch! raawwwr

10!!

HEHE ME TOO! OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE A DIFFERENT ONE. :D

ROTFL!!!

TRAVIS!

'GERONIMOOOOOOO'

chris: 'oh thank God someone came to rescue me. i got lost in the forest and then the sun came down and i`ve been wandering here for like what 5 hours?!' camera man: 'sir, the sun came down 20 minutes ago' chris: 'does it mean you won`t rescue me?'

chris: 'fuck me..who passed this gas???!!?' noel: 'it wasn`t me.'

'uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum 2 plus 2??? 6????'

' ......shoot an apple of my.......... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i dunno what`s this motherfucker doing up there but he`s holding a bazuka and looks like bin laden. should i continue on singing?'

chris: look! i can write my own name without looking!!'