weedy_gonzalez

maybe the 12 year old kid was big and the teacher was petite.

i don`t listen to interpol *runs* porsche or ferrari??? a tough question eh? muahahaahahaa

i`m thinking: i gotta do a lot of things today.

did you get it?

AMEN. :D

i like fat eggy omelettes. mmmm

my friend shared this funny story with me so i thoguht i`d share it with you since it`s almost christmas time. :D One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip. But there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones. Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, Santa found that three were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out to heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. Frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a big Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Isn't it just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to stick it?" Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

dood, that`s freaky.

me gusta la musica de corazon :wink3:

:lol: aaaight oliver. i though you were a she. :cool: :D btw, i see stalin in your sig. i know this quote. it was like his motto. he killed more people than hitler. around 50 million.

gracias. quantos anos tienes? :D

i`d shove a pin up his fat ass

^passed out

^passed out

lol a letter to my undercover lover. :wink3: ssshhh don`t tell anyone. what do you think of alicia keys?

^ is kinky :wink3:

^has na nickname that i don`t undertand :D

^is a mod and needs to have her name put above avatar (talk to ian) :D

:snore: i`m trying to write a cover letter *yaaawn*

is that fran? 10

i don`t now any of these but street spirit sounds better how hard is it to write a cover letter for you?

^has a hilarious and dangerous avatar

pass it to me :D

tight shite :D good luck Yeah, heard it's a bit confusing sometimes but isn't somehing reelevant to impede reading. Goethe, here I go! :lol: also i can see nietzsche in your sig. his theory about superhumans (or something like that) and dostoyevski`s book about it ('zbrodnia i kara' - i don`t know the english title) made me talk about it to my mom till she almost fell asleep.