Alan Partridge

Haha, is that your excuse? REALLY? Now come on Rhonda i thought you would have come up with something better than that in all the time you were away cowering in the corner since my comment hit home. It took two comments for you to return because you tried to stay away and hope all of this never happened, so people wouldn't realise how desperate you really are, but unlucky for you Rhonda my good friend. The Partridge has returned to burst your little bubble.

I’ve obviously touched a nerve with you Rhonda as I see that you have deleted the “Will you be my friend” signature line, haha. Why did you do that Rhonda? Did my words hit home did they?

I know what the words mean Rhonda, i was being sarcastic but you didn't click on with you not being able to understand the concept of sarcasm. I was just curious to why you are so desperate for friends? Just be yourself Rhonda and people will like you for who you are even though you do have a very ignorant side to you, well to be honest it's the only side of you i've seen so far, but i'm sure your a nice person at heart. So there's no need to be so desperate for friends, just be yourself and everything will be fine

If you still believe that i am certain other characters on this site then i'm sorry but the success is all mine. I'm just glad we've sorted out our differences out and you and me can be such great friends again. By the way what's with your signature? "Will you be my friend" Now come on RHONDA, are you really that desperate? Don't worry now that The Partridge is back, you'll always have a friend in me.

I've not been here in a while and straight away you pull the cliché "Multi personality" line out of the bag. I could easily return your comment by saying , your alter ego is Rick8, just like has been said many times in the past but i'm going to choose to leave it because i don't want to become as annoying and repetitive as you.

Thank you, you've been dearly missed also.

Hello A Few Words, long time no see, cheers for the support buddy!

Nice to see you again ClearAsCrystal aswell, i've really missed you. We had a connection you and me.

I'm going to pretend you didn't type that chris because that is the stupidist thing i've ever heard. You say that when Radiohead aren't comerical, if they cared about the money they would go comercial just like coldplay are. Chris Martin goes out of his way to promote their material. Comeback with facts next time please?

Pink Hot Pants!

Hello everyone, no need to fear now that Alan is back! So what's been happeing? Have you all missed me?

That is childish, you are pathetic. Come up with something original next time instead of something i wouldn't even expect from 5 year old.

There's my proof. So it turns out i know you better than you think Rundle. Now run along to your little lovers thread and remain there will you please.

Serious Rundle, do you ever make a post where the sentence fills a full line of the page? or do you always just spam the place up like all the posts you've made on this page so far? Look up the page and you'll see what i mean. Next time string a decent sentence together will you please?

Classic spamming from Rundle. I think you should change the name to the thread started by Pingu to "This is for Lovers" Then that way, you 2 can just stay in there

Big head! How arrogant can a person be? "Oh look at me, i can do anything because i'm better than everyone" You LOSER

Cheers for the heads up MC. I better warn the Doc that it's a lad, i thought it was a girl, he'll be well upset. He thought he'd pulled a lass and instead he got hit on by a guy

Is anyone watching it? Is it just me or does Johnny Buckland look like an absolute fucking idiot when he dances about? The guy has no style or rhyme, he should just remain seated because he looks like a prick when he tries to look cool. Do you agree?

The Partridge has no problem with that, fluent English is one of Alan’s fortes

Although this is a basic rip off of the "Partridge for moderator" thread, and would mean you would be in competition with the Partridge. I will give you the benefit of the doubt and i'd give you my vote.

Why don't you try a video player? It really is that simple, they let you play videos.