Alan Partridge

Berrywomen, get on my "partridge for moderator" thread and see what you think.

Seriously that move was stole from the faceman. That was a move the faceman used to use many a time at the daisy feild back in the day, remember that faceman?

The NME is evil! Something went seriously wrong with that magazine years ago. I wouldn't be surprised if they start bigging up "The Feeling" next. Another shite band to fill the charts with shit!

Yes how right you are Phantom. A wossy review means nothing to me, even if he gave a raving review to a film i would rather not watch it just for the simple fact that wossy approves.

Ok then your getting added to the buddy list, feel honored because only a select few ever make it that far. Yeah wossy seems to do that to all his guest's, he alway's makes them feel uncomftable. Like when he started hitting on charlotte church and nicole kidman but then i did enjoy when he took the piss out of geri halliwell when she was on the show but still that doesn't make up for his lack of comedy skills. And as for him reviewing films, he knows nothing about nothing!

I can't be sure whether or not you are being sarcastic there or not? But i'm gonna choose to take that as a compliment, if i'm wrong please tell me, i don't get offended easily. But if it was a genuine comment then you have just been promoted to the Prtridges buddy list.

It's caz Jonathon Ross doesn't realise how unfunny he actually he. I hope Noel made him look like th fool he really is?

I seen him get interviewed on something before but not sure if it was jonathon ross, i think it might have been des and mel. He said that he originally turned the offer down and didn't want to do the show but there made him an even bigger offer which of course not even Noel could refuse.

Becaue i like to! Why don't you try it sometime?

Oh noel loves to dish them high fives out, he can't get enough of the shit. I hope it isn't a prick who gets picked today who thinks they own the show. Noel's the real star of that show and we all know it, no one can steal Noel's thunder.

Alan got really fat in his mid life crisis, the toblerone adddiction kicked in and drove to london bearfoot. But the Partridge is over that now and is back on track.

I have so much stuff up my sleeve i have to keep it all underwraps. I need to get elected first otherwise all ideas will be stolen and we all know what happened last time one of my ideas was stolen, noel got his greasy hands on it!

Yeah i got so big at one point my suits began to look like shorts and vests, i looked like the incredible hulk.

Yes i think i might do that. I could make a programme about it, documenting my life as the clothing line progresses. If i do make it to the top and become a moderator, i can tell you a few things are gonna change around this neck of the woods.

I'm not going to answer that. The question that you ask is already answered if you take the time to read my first post.

I design my own suits and sonya put's then together for me. Thanks for your vote!

Thank you faceman, that would be a great help. I can't seem to get anything done to start the campaigne yet, michael keeps trying to force feed me a cup of saugage and beans.

How does the Partridge go about becoming a moderator of this site? I feel that Alan has a lot of good things he could bring to this site and feel i would also bring an elemant of humour. I could make this place "A better place" and could feature a weekly quiz, hosted by myself with a special prize bonus for the winners. So what do you say? Does the Prtridge do it for you and get your vote? The Partridge is rising. VOTE ALAN IN!

Well i'll be watching deal or no deal later on with a pack of salt and vinger crisps at hand. How's that do for you faceman?

That's some good font usage. I'm impressed, he is fucking awful!

No problem, just glad my comment was appreciated.

Now come on chris! This is exactly the type of thing i am on about. When i get attacked, i am obviously going to retaliate but this time i am going to let you off and ask if we can settle our differences like aldults and call it truce?

Your welcome, there's been a lot of attacks made towards me on this site which has provoked me into retaliating and lowering myself to their level of conversation and now Alan is not a very popular guy around these neck's of the woods. But you and a few certain other people have accepted the Partridge for what he is, so it's very nice to meet you Reg and any thread involving big brother get a big thumbs up from me!