Alan Partridge

Yes i agree and at the moment your personality shines the most. You have been the most friendly to the Partridge since i've arrived at this site. If you were in their, you'd get my vote to win!

Now this a thread that the Partridge is really impressed with, well done! I reckon if Alan entered the big brother house i would be instantly popular although some people don't agree with many of my opinions but they all come around to my way of thinking in the end.

Yes take it into account, very wise of you Marky.

My names Alan not Sean but thanks! Unless you were talking to the guy who started the thread? Surely not?

MC Hammer - Can't touch this!

Seriously, no one is gonna read all that. Keep it shorter next time mate!

It won't be long now Sam, they'll be here! ClearAsCrystal will leave the first message i predict closely followed and backed up by Rick8 about 2 minutes after ClearsAsCrystal is logged off if you know what i'm saying.

Well these people are also in the same league as thread non believers in my book, i take them all with a pinch of salt. I don't mind the smiley posts so much, it only annoys me when it becomes repetative to the point of sadness and when people use them as a come back because it means nothing. I won't mention no names Sam but i know you know who i'm on about and people like him definitely fall under the troll catergory.

Thanks Sam, and thank you Jen for such a fine thread. Just glad you've been pulled round to our way of thinking.

Thanks for that advice. Yeah i know what you mean, there are far too many spammers on this site who need ignoring, i ain't feeding no trolls! This has to be the best thread yet. All we need is some Noel Edmonds and Crisp gossip and it would be complete. Make sure that you tune in for Diagnosis Murder beforhand my friend. I just can't get enough of Dick Van Dyke's medical based shenanigans. And to a lesser extent, Barry Van Dyke. I certainly think so, Theres only 3 blue boxes left at the moment and the two "Power Boxes" are still in play. I just can't take the excitement. He dealt at 17,000 and just got offered 90,000. Gutted, shouldnt have dealt though. He never had the 250,000 box though. Still he got what he deserved, he's a tight jock.

Me

Name: Alan Partridge Nick Name : Big Al Favourite colour : Yellow, Norwich home strip Favourite animal : Elephant, i don't know if you remember that accident on Blue Peter years ago? Favourite song : Dancing Queen - ABBA Favourite Band : ABBA Favouirite football team (world cup) : Norwich and England If you had a kid boy or girl what would you call it: I have two children. A boy called Fernando, he's at camberidge and a girl called denise. A place you would like to die: In Sonya's arms How would you like to die : Making love to Sonya How many times do you swear a day : Lots How many times do u smile a day : All day long, i'm a hppy Partridge Your coolest hobby : Jame Bond marathons

How exactly do you suck a fuck?

Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark

I don't believe you have ignored the Partridge. Would you like to be added to my buddy's list? We could have been such great friends you and me.

Will Smith - Get Jiggy With It!

And a fine quote it is if i don't say so myself Sam. Yes another argument won, they will soon learn to relax and be more friendly when they realise we just can't be beaten.

I don't know whether that was aimed at Sam or Me? But either way, yet again you are forgiven. To quote the well known theme tune from that old tv classic "The Golden Girls" Thank you for being a friend!

Hey Sam, Frasier's just started on channel 4. It's no cheers!

I'm gonna take that as a compliment as Splinter was one of the most intellengent people on 90's television, and if i can recall he was a rat. So Sofita, you are forgiven. Your now a friend of the Partridges no matter what road our friendship takes. Watch this space!

I'm not even gonna bother replying to your posts from now on, your going straight on ignore for the fact that your posts are laughable. I'm embarressed for you mate, i really am. I feel so sorry for you, i pity your pointless posts. If you come up with something new and original that is even worth reading i might reconsider adding you to my ignore list. So far there is no one added to my list but for some reason i am just so bored by your presence!

At last we have driven the spammers out sam. Now our threads can be seen for there true genious without them spamming post whores showing up everywhere we post.