Alan Partridge

Spammers!

Yeah you like me really, it's obvious. I'm sorry but the Partridge is taken and your a bit too young for me sorry. Thanks for the offer anyway though.

We'll see you there then Watermelonc1 or whatever your name is because we all know your partial to a bit spamming now and again.

Thank you for the such kind words Ayssa, i'll take them all as compliments, so thanks! As for you saying you'd know if ClearAsCrystal and Rick8 are the same people because you've known them longer than us, well let me tell you something. I know The Faceman and Sam Malone personally and all we are trying to do is open all the coldplaying eyes up, but you all refuse, especially you Alyssa. So why don't you make a change now while your still young, because if you carry on like this you will end up with no friends at all. You and many other coldplayers, not mentioning no names "RICK8 RICK8 RICK8" are making yourselves into laughing stocks and your giving myself, The Faceman and Sam Malone so much entertainment value for the fact that you are acting like moron's. So if you don't want us to bother you, don't post in our threads and don't post near where we post and and i can only speak on behalf of myself here because i am only the Partridge but i will stay out of your way so run along little girl and fuck off!

He said "Is this guy still on about that" but if he takes the time to look at his past posts he will find that he was the one who always said we are multiple personality’s. As soon as we mention that to him, he scarpers and yes good point Sam. He will be back, but as who we'll just have to wait and see? I'm betting on ClearAsCrystal.

Ahaaaaa, so that's the secret is it? Top marks on the thread subject by the way, the Partridge approves but it won't be long before the non believers like ClearAsCrystal a.k.a Rick8 and An_Cat show their faces to spoil the fun as they always do.

Well now i really i'm shocked :o I didn't see this happening, Rick8 defending ClearAsCrystal. So what did you do? Log out as ClearAsCrystal then log staright in as Rick8 to back your own comment up? How come you guys are never on at the same time, a bit suspicious if you ask me :thinking:

Yes i agree Sam, Robbie is a fat dancer from take that and that's all he'll ever be and remembered for by people who matter. Now can i touch your hair?

Didn't work though did it? Do you know why that is? It's because you are seen as a joke!

You should have used a dictonary for your little sentence there. "Don't even calling me?????????? I think you meant "Don't even call me" Come back when you learn how to spell properly

Yeah ClearAsCrystal and Rick8 annoy me as well for the same reasons because they are the same person. Multiple accounts isn't allowed, someone should tell them.

The Partridge feels honored by the offer but has to refuse i'm afraid. Alan is gonna have a quiet night in, put his feet up, kick back with a puzzle and listen to some ABBA.

If the upgrade was Monster Munch you wouldn't be able to keep the Partridge away!

Ahaaaaaaaaaaa

Yeah Sam you need to upgrade on them bar snacks. Although i'm partial to Salt And Viniger every now and again, i'm not to keen on the Nobby's Nut's front!

Yeah the "Monkey Tennis" idea bombed with Tony Hairs. That guy wouldn't know a good idea if it slapped him in the face. I'm thinking of new programme ideas at the moment but i'm having to keep them underwraps because Noel "FUCKING" Edmonds stole my little black ideas book about a year back then the next thing i know there's a programme on channel 4 called Deal Or No Deal, the theiving fuck!

The A-Team theme tune

Now that really is the pot calling the kettle black. See the thing is that we are not the same people so we don't talk to ourselves, we only talk to each other but as for you A.K.A. ClearAsCrystal/Rick8. Now that really is a sad story that you are replying to your own posts. I predict that Rick8 will show his post whore face soon to back you up with them classic come back posts of either. "Yeah you tell them ClearAsCrystal" or ":freak: " because the guy is so original!

Sorry but i'm not in the know of the computer jargen? An explaination would be much appreciated but if your next post follows in the same path as your previous two, then please don't bother because i can predict it now. "PND PND PND"

PND???? what does that mean?

Hello Alyssa, I don't know whether you blocked me or not? or if i offended you in anyway? But the Partridge is always here to make friends.