TomPiltoff

Which ones? You mean 'Joe doesn't like Apple'? Or was it 'POST YOUR FAV PICS OF COLDPLAY'? Surely you must mean 'Chris imitate Justin Timberlake !'?

Oh the wittiness is KILLING me. :|

Wrong.

Oh jeez, you've really pegged me. Actually, I want an honest, reasonable answer to my question, which I haven't gotten yet. I honestly wouldn't know from looking at the first page. You're very simple minded if my posts are funny to you. I want an answer.

Ha yuck! I'm sure you're happy with how clever you are. If these threads are going to pop up, I'm at least going to inject them with a dose of reality.

Honestly, not many. The first page of the board is 80% about pictures of the members, 19% about the bands popularity and 1% about the actual music.

You must be the type of person who finds George Carlins humor offensive. Be honest, if this were a Coldplay fan fiction thread (read: actual weirdos with nothing better to do), you wouldn't be bitching.

Hahahahaha, I can't believe how seriously you people are taking this. You shouldn't at all be offended because really, Apple has nothing to do with Coldplay the band.

Because you're gay? THAT WAS SO DEEP.

That's the worst analogy ever. Face it, fan fiction is for peoples misplaced obsession.

Here's my opinion on this thread: it's indicative of the overall maturity of the users on this board that it got so many replies.

Yes, but we have different reasons. For you it's more a matter of respect. Don't write false things about real people. Fair enough. My beef is that it's obviously the product of a fan not knowing where to direct his/her appreciation. We don't listen to Coldplay because we like the people, we like the music. So when you listen to a Coldplay song, you're enjoying 4 people playing music together. That's it. Without their talent, we wouldn't find these guys fascinating. So stop pretending that 'LOL GUY IS SO QUIRKY', because you wouldn't give a damn about Guy unless he was talented.

Seriously, if you like Coldplay fan fiction you need to slit your wrists.

I'm not gonna touch this one.

Which is why I own their albums. :rolleyes:

I have no problem with his English being shaky. But he called Radiohead has beens and said Coldplay > Radiohead. So, you know, he's an idiot.

Oh BS. Coldplays contract specifically says that any member who uses cocaine will be kicked out of the band. For them to single out a particular drug, you know there was a problem at some point.

No matter what language you speak, that statement makes you legally retarded.