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Minstrels mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

and filled his half shell

"Stop where do you think you are going?" Asked the chief turtle

NINJA TURTLES were blocking his way

Once upon a time, there was a tortoise called Dave,

shall we start a new story?

but what about the badgers? are they no longer important?

nooo i was adding to yours he died all shrivelled up, and a garish red colour, so the irony was he changed colour, but even then it wasnt orange, it was red instead....evil ending... I was originally gonna go with he was infact just a very fat Pink Grapefruit so that is why he wasnt orange :)

a garish red colour the End

Desperate for changing, starving for truth, I'm closer where I started, chasing after you.

get some sanity :P

*cough* get some free time :P *cough*

meanwhile.....

"Why am I pink?" He sighed despair.

"How mean!" he thought as he cried in the gutter :cry:

So he dashed (or rolled) to the nearest beauty clinique to get some skin dye.

"But what colour?" He wondered.

i guess :)

who was sad because all his friends were orange :(

bad girl :P

I enjoy both but on different levels, the Simpsons has never ever made me laugh out loud as South Park has, when I watched the 1st episode in like 1998 (Cartman gets an Anal Probe) I cracked up, I was in tears of laughter, and I videoed it and watched it about 6 times in the next 2 days, it was brilliant... Simpsons is something I want to watch to get entertained, South Park I watch if I want a really good laugh...3 best cartoon characters of our generation, Homer Simpson, Eric Cartman and Bender :) Bite my shiny metal ass :D I agree tho about Simpsons getting very random, in the original series, the story would have a beginning middle and end, now they have a false beginning that has nothing to do with the rest of the show, a couple of twists, and then a very bizarre ending....

whats that film with Richard O'Brien and i think Kiefer Sutherland, about a city and its very gothinc, and Richard O'brien is like an evil being, and twists the world by nightmares or something? bah I watched it only once and it confused me

lol im not a serial killer yet....... DUM DUM DUM!!!!

grunting is the key, a grunt can mean anything, from "no!" to "wow that was amazing!", just need the right inflextion :) Learn that and you have mastered mans best communication :)