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yup :) ok Bulgaria :P

*crosses fingers*

bah i go to bed then, work in 6 hours :(

heheh ill answer in the morning, leave it for some NON-aussie to answer :)

in UK twat = idiot in US twat = vagina :)

nope :)

i voted no i didnt have to think i never liked him and will never vote labour as long as i live :)

pepsi the choice of a new generation

nope :)

meh :cry: ok got any Rich Tea?

mmmm warm buttered crumpets :) /drool damn now im hungry id like some Digestives to dunk in my tea pls :)

its Berlin ok tricky one, and girlstar cant answer Australia.

ohh thats a bad hurricane... blame canada, oh wait no, :) ill take a nice cup of char if ones going me ol' china :) splash of milk and 2 sugars please :)

lol Canadians, so easily pleased :P whats that all aboot? eh?

$5 all you can eat lunches in Pizza Hut they were great :) I spent 6 months in the US, so I dont qualify for the "Been there for one week" type person :D Hmm americans, as a whole i liked them, my ex gf was american...tho her father i couldn't stand, he was the most bigotted person ive ever met, im pretty sure the term sand niggers, isnt politically correct for arabs *shrug* American Football, jeez, grow some balls, and take off the padding, you ever seen rugby? It's 40 minutes of continuous viloence, hard hitting, mauling, raking, studs in face, punches...and they wear no padding, then they get a 15 min break, then come back for 40 minutes more of it...you lot pansy about for 20 seconds take a 2 minute break, and then do it again. American football, the only sport except sumo wrestling where being fat is useful :) And why is it Football, you barely use your feet on the ball...gah :) Oh and baseball..wtf, was this sport designed for insomniacs to help them sleep? and why the big gloves? you scared you might drop it or it may hurt...cheats :) Australians, convicts and greek, end of story :P plus you lot beat us all the time, bastards :D US do have a lot of cars, but as Tom said, you need them, public transport unless you live in the cities doesnt exist, no car = no life pretty much. Americans are getting fatter, but then so is most western culture, its the combination of a poor diet, and less exercise at a young age, due to computers, TV and the lack of sporting facilities, as places like fields are built upon for housing... There are a shed load of arrogent americans tho, people who think just because they are american, and belong to the top country in the world, and have the biggest army means they can shoot their mouths off about anything, and they are automatically right... You know what i hate most about americans? the ones who say, if it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking German. you know what i say, Fuck off...fact is you lot joined the war 3 years late, (see world war one as a reminder) by which stage the Brits plus allies (kudos to the canadians, ANZACs Indians and other imperial territories for that) had been holding off hitler for 3 years, the RAF, seriously undermanned had practically destroyed hitlers luftwaffe in the battle of britain, the foundations for victory had already been laid, then hitler attacked russia, stretching his forces across two fronts...Americans just helped finish the job, and provided needed arms and vehicles....it wasnt some divine crusade :P sorry rant off now, that just pisses me off :) I like Ice Hockey tho, go Flyers (bloody chokers) :D Hmm other Us stereotypes, you like our royal family :) fact is, the royal family only exist still because the US give us lots of money from tourism seeing these inbreds :) PS for those who don't understand, that was satire :) Oh US sense of humour, you dont get sarcasm or irony very well sometimes, you find Brits "funny" because we seem aloof or pompous, it's just our humour :) US like more direct humour, we like humour that makes you think, satire, etc :) Any US ive upset here sorry :) you did ask for it tho in the thread :) I'll just reitterate I like 99% of the americans I met in person (not loud mouth pricks behind computer screens in forums) And id like to visit and live and work in US one day, if they ever sort out these damn immigration/visa laws that exist between the US/UK....its rediculous, its easy for some east european to work in UK than for a US person..the US, a country we share the most in common politically and culturally (except Australia) and we're treated like aliens and so are you if we try to work in each others respective country...wtf is that about ???? bleh :( **Edit** I remember one thing I like about Americans tho, you are all so patriotic, it's great, I just wish more UK ppl were, but it isnt encouraged here as it is in US, ppl frown upon true britishness, because it attracts the far left fascists, and neo nazis :( (BNP for example)..im immensly proud of my country, i am English and glad to be so, but a lot of ppl dont express it. Thats why i like nights like Last night of the proms where we sing our songs about our history and beating up the french for 1000 years :) (sorry had to add that) :lol:

eeeeeek Sammie is climbing out the webcam to get us RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Darkness - Permission to Land :)

lol like the riddle Which word is always spelt wrong in the dictionary ...... ..... .... ... .. . Wrong :lol:

theres an official board? like endorsed by Coldplay or something? Chris' guarentee? :D Why doesn't everyone here just go there and link the URL of this place and say if you wanna read more on coldplay come here? Then link pics of the sexy boys and girls who frequent these board :lol:

is this a play on words, wait not weight?

Your surname means "Owner of immorally used anal orifice" in Serbian! hahahah

interesting lol

I killed Mithaniel Marr in Everquest last night, yay :) Gave the guild access to Sol Ro Tower and good loot :D

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