Bonus_mosher

21:29 Being online.

Are you kidding!? why would they do that? McDonalds offers a qualification now you know :P

....feels good, doesn't it :P

Wow, I've started a truely global problem :rolleyes: :P

where do you work!? :o I bet you wished it was the emirates :P btw, when are you going there? you gonna buy a shirt from the Armoury?

19:50 - eating last nights kebab meat... cold. :dead:

As you all know I love the bakery threads. so here we go. just post if you've been and I'll maintain a list in this, the first post. THAT I KNOW of, so far, the people who have visited the bakery are: Me. Ian (busybeeburns <- shouldn't it be "busybeebetley"? :P) Jen (Jenji) Danny (DGrzechu)

well, I don't think chelsea has been or space cadet. I was the first one from here that we know of, because i'm a STALKER. :P hold on hold on. lets start a thread.

It won't win. It's not a great video. then again, neither are any of them. I'd vote for Estelle because there are some cool effects in it. but I think leona lewis will win. ....bitch :bomb:

Nice one, cheers man. I hope I win. I'll be at work calling people when my mobile rings, and I'll quickly hang up on the customer to answer, then call them back claiming "bad signal" ;)

Sure there is!! BEST COLDPLAYER FROM WESTERN SAHARA!! :P

LOL I don't start again at uni until September 22nd. FUCK YOU ALL :P :laugh3:

The simpsons are sitting round the kitchen table eating breakfast very quietly. Homer (looking through the for sale section): no.... nah.... why would anyone want a- *GASP!!!*.... TRAMAMAMAMPOLINE!

And maybe I'M crazy, but that is one shit rocking chair.

This thread deserves an award, Well, I do :P (and chelsea and space cadet, but mainly me :P) And no, - the school is attached to the side of the bakery. across the road is a communal basketball court which is owned by the church on the other side of the road.

when do the winners find out?? I applied the day they were available. so my fingers are crossed that I am randomly allocated two tickets :D

:laugh3: Chapter 3 comes tomorrow ladies. I'm off to bed to dream it up :wink3: nite girls! :nice: ps. KEEP LISTENING TO MY MUSIC ALEJA :P

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Now.... CHAPTER TWO - Double Entendré As hermione ran her fingers through the silky smoothness of Jd's finely polished 14 inch oak wand, he let out some stifling comments, urging the wand to spit out a few loose spells onto hermionies face, Then Aleja took off her invisibility cloak and was naked. Her buxom bosum bounced merrily as Jd let her take a hold of his finely tuned spell making machine of a wand whilst hermione started to fruitfully undress.... 'Oh baby, give me some Alohamora!' Screamed Hermione 'I'll give you alot more than alohamora Herms, I'll give you Syphilis...' Replied Jd. - THE END OF CHAPTER 2. Next, CHAPTER THREE - The Philosiphers boner

Welllllllll yaknow.... I do what I do when I do what I do :P

You come in in chapter 2. the DOUBLE ENTENDRE :sneaky:

I wish people wouldn't pull that face everytime I post :bigcry: I'm menstruating goddammit! GIVE ME A BREAK!! I DON'T EVEN HAVE A UTERUS!

I've got one for you! Hermione walked into the library only to find it empty, on a monday night this was unusual. she walked warially through the rows of bookends, looking for her favourite book "SCRUBS" by Bill Lawrence. Upon finding the book she heard a sharp noise behind her, she turned to see Jd standing there, completely naked with his hand holding his crotch.... 'Would you like to have a go of my....wand?' He said, rather rudely. 'oh yes.... I'm going to make this absolutely "magical" for you' She retorted. THE END OF CHAPTER ONE. :)

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I didn't think I'd beat the beatles at anything... ever. :P