Jayzo

Happy birthday dude :dance:.

My rhymes and records they don't get played. Because my records and rhymes they don't get made. And if you rap like me you don't get paid. And if you roll like me you don't get laid.

Are you horny? :P

Well you are stuck with me aren't you :P.

I can't sleep :bomb:. James or Si, tell me a story, they are usual boring enough to knock somebody out :p.

The crap replies continue :P.

Its not hot as in good looking (although that is this case :wink3: :P), but it was near 40ºC here today ;). Spicy? You are that. Make me want to have a shit :P.

This, and the kids thread - your posts are full of substance Si :p.

I dunno. Probably pulled out of my ass over a vodka tomorrow afternoon :lol:. I just thought of another awesome joke!!! Reply to my PM quick so I can tell it to you :P :P :P.

Sorry Si, but when you married Bono you should have said you were a dude and unable to conceive by natural means :P.

I don't mind disrupting the planet :P :P.

You know you loved it :laugh4:.

Its better for the planet if you don't procreate.

I can't make my awesome joke here so I'll have to PM it to you :P.

Nice talking to you to, have good dreams (about Arsenal getting flogged!), catch ya later!

No I'm not really proud, coz I'd only be doing it to save the planet!! Its not really for me :laugh4:. Haha, I just thought of something really clever to say but be damned if I can bring myself to do it... ...Now I just look like a tosser for saying that sentence. And this one. Stop Chris. :P :P :laugh4:

You say that like its a bad thing? :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: I don't like to be smug, but even I am a little proud of that joke :P :P.

Yes, they need to be trained to fight the aliens. :P How many kids do I want? As many as it takes to re-populate the earth :laugh4:.

Yikes, thats extraordinary!!! Lucky you, what a gem. Thats insane... :shocked2:.

Hmm, I typed this message then closed the window. Well done me. Pleasure to make your acquaintance Jenn, I will call you Jenn, just to be different! And you already know my name so thats cool! :P I hope you are having a nice weekend, don't be working too hard :uhoh:. (I'm gonna post something on your profile watch out :p). So, kids...awesome.

Ok, done and done!! I tried something as least depressive as possible :P. I love your mood, much more awesome! By the way, haha, whats your name?! Its Jenn isn't it?! I'm not here frequently enough (:bigcry:) to grasp onto these things and I forgot to ask earlier hehe!! Nice to meet you :p (I usually procrastinate on these types of questions and such whilst I talk about nonsense, my apologies!)

Hehe, a Mickey slap is a nice slap though so its ok :nice: :P. Aww :wacky: what a lovely thing to say! :wacko:. I want you to changed your mood its making me sad :cry: haha. Will a :hug: make you change it? :sad:

It is indeed a mickey mouse smiley, I saw it and knew I had to use it. Well I wasn't too too nice, thats why I mickey slapped you :p - knock some sense into ya!! Mickey slap = my new favourite thing. Isn't it late over there, you must be tired?!?!

Exploding babies, how did the thread turn so sharp :P. There is no slapping smiley so I'll use this as a replacement: :mickey: - don't put yourself down like that :nice:. (I did find this smiley hehe - :baby:)

Why would it be you, I could only be replying to one person :laugh4: :laugh4:.