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Hahaha, that made me laugh out loud, well done :laugh4:.

Nice magazine Jonny boy haha :P.

I like the way you think... :P

And Lore... I hate you all :P. (I don't really :hug:) Hey Mars - long time no see I know!!

I'm here for you man :P. Edit: What Mimixxx said.. Edit: Not that you'll ever get a chance to read the edit.. :P

Nobody go eat or get water!!!! They might post a picture of the toilet, and you can't miss that :bomb:. :P

I thought Anchorman was like their web/photo guy :laugh4:. After all he updates their website and twitter, and he was seen taking photos at War Child right :thinking:. I think its just some media dude they have.

Don't be so fucking absurd, sorry, but SHE will be the one to destroy this band?! Its not like she is a musician like Yoko Ono, she married Chris knowing he was a musician and what he does. You don't see her popping down the bakery to mess around with their writing, do you? You don't see Chris on the set of her movies having a lark, do you. You see here in lies the ignorance of everyone who thinks this is true. Its called fucking jouranlism people. Because Chris is the frontman and is seen as the 'glue' of the band, and he has a famous wife, thats why rumours like this spread. If Will's wife said this, and she was serious "Will leave the band and start a singing career on your own" nobody in the whole wide world would take notice. People its called a rumour! Its called modern journalism!! She probably said to someone in a cake shop "that looks nice", and some nutjob reporter behind he wrote down "Chris is stupid for being in Coldplay". Unless you hear Gwyneth say it from her mouth, then don't take any notice. If you got accused of stealing someones iPod you wouldn't like it if you got accused of shit without proof would you? No. Same principles apply. Gwyneth is being accused of shit without proof. Get the fuck out of this thread and let it die, all of you.

Wheee, awesome stuff!! :dance: Thanks for posting a photo :D :D!!

http://www.usatoday.com/life/2009-08-16-celebs-rings_N.htm

SPECIAL NEWS UPDATE Chris Martin fitted with dog tag shocker by horrid wife.

Look at her! Look at her the evil whore!! TRYING TO BEAT CHRIS UP!!!! GO TO HELL GWYNETH!!!!!!! :P

The next album is being recorded in a McDonalds. :P

You probably want $10 after that double post... snide. :P

Anybody who believes that its true will believe me when I say I'll give you all $5. And just because people who believe it are so stupid, I will let you know that was sarcasm.

"...And if you look over there, yup, that's where I puked."

Just a reminder to everyone! If you want to attend the pre-gig meet up and you aren't on the list you, you must PM me by the end of wednesday (tomorrow) GMT. :) (After that time everyone on the list will get a PM with details).

I'm not even gonna TRY and defend myself, because I know I can never win :P.

Damnit Alison, why are you everywhere :P.

To be fair, I did ask nicely :P. How 'bout if I fill the hole with buttons?! :P

Ok in order of importance: Chris Jamie Jen and Ian Who gives a crap. That was random selection :P. In order of preference: Chris Mich (to stop her damn moaning :P). Jamie Jen Ian Alison And the rest are equal :P.

Alphabetical Mich? Really? Fine :P. I'll go for alphabetical, lets see how this plays out shall we :P. Alison Chris Ian Jamie Jen Lori Mel Mich Min Pete OOOOH look at that!! The bottom 3 are the same as before :P. That makes me happy :laugh4:.

Well, you know, don't wanna get your girls hopes up :P.

I know 'bout all you guys already :laugh4:. The running list at the moment is: Chris (Yours truly, not Mr. Martin. I'm still working effortlessly on that.) Jamie Alison Jen Ian Mel Lori Mich Min Pete (don't think I've missed anyone)

I'll be there with stupidly ridiculous Australian attire on! (hold me to that :P)