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Wooo! The Oracle has great taste. Conchords Fan!

That site scares me a bit. The whole time I'm on it I'm thinking "I bet you this is a bloody freak I'm being put with! I bet he steals my car that I don't have. Ah, he's going to mention something about onanism ain't he!? Leave me alone!" So you can probably tell, I'm not going to spend much time on this site.

I likes the sound of him!

Ah, okay. I'm not a U2 fan so I wouldn't know. Sorry Bryce-asaurus.

Ah, okay. Yeah, I love U2. That Bono cracks me up.

Any chance you posted in the wrong thread Bryce?

Green Mile.....Think I better go to the doctors.

The wheel was the craze in your day wasn't it? :lol: :laugh3: :lol: :laugh3: :lol: :laugh3:

The Matrix! I avoided several agents smiths (not a euphamism, in fact a lie.)

I'd disagree with him losing his sense of humour, but then again, I only really got into him recently (First episode of "Comedy Vehicle" infact)

Clips from my favourite stand ups: Russell Brand [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhSbaIq3GGY]YouTube - Russell Brand in NYC - Death Threats[/ame] Stewart Lee [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YE9Kthyaco]YouTube - Stewart Lee - Joe Pasquale joke[/ame] Ross Noble [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxVec_zCC80]YouTube - Ross Noble - Never put a blanket over an owl[/ame] Bill Bailey [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_HyS94O2h0]YouTube - Bill Bailey - Starky & Hutch[/ame]

Go on then, Stand up. You're no doubt sitting down right now. LOLOLOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :laugh3: :sneaky: :lol: :laugh3: :lol: I know that was dangerously witty for y'all, but that is not what this thread is about. Stand up comedy, I'm sure we love it. Yes? You can use this thread to exchange words/images/videos/audio/credit cards details (Maybe not that last one), about all this Stand Up Comedy. People may say "This shouldn't be in this section of coldplaying, and to those people I say, NA NA NA NAA NA! P.S. I'm sorry if you had a wit filled explosion at the start. x

Ah, I see what you did there! Having a nice little cheeky dig at moi. Good work.

I'm your manager! I can kick you out of the band....Can't I? I'll have to check that

Happy birthday man. Have a great day. Or is that too much pressure? If so, Have a "nice" day.

Well, Briggins bought a pie earlier so that's us lost half the money. As long as no-one else buys a pie, we should be fine.

Yeah, what happens is, is their is a wee robot they put in the card, and when you open it he thinks "Oh, I'm moving. Better start singing" At least I think that's what happens.....Wouldnt put money on it.

He's from "Flight of the Conchords". He is the band's manager. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDjJc_ZH6dk]YouTube - The Best of Murray Hewitt[/ame]

Okay, so we're all here, at one point, in our minds. So, we have a gig. It's not a big gig, but it's still a gig. You're playing the Main stage at the stalls. Well yeah, their is only one stage, and we haven't been booked to play, but it's still a gig! (Trying to be as much like Murray as I can be :lol:)

Band meeting! Briggins?

Just seen this with my eyes for the first time, and here is what I thought of it which what I posted on Twitter and that. "Just watched Quantum of Solace for the first time and it was very, very disappointing. I spent the whole thing thinking. "What's going on here? Is it all gonna kick off yet? He's doing a bit of chasing. When's it going to kick off!? Ah, It's finished". I was so annoyed at how rubbish it was, I took the DVD case and let it glide across my rear (With jeans on obviously). Apologies to whoever is the next person to take that specific DVD case out from Blockbuster." So as you can tell from that, Me no likey.

Yeah, I would like my manager name to be either Murray, or any of the following: J - Dog Jay-asaurus Rex Jay-atrontic 5000 Jay-Dogeus Finnugus or Just James.

Well that's one. Bret? Jemaine? What do you think?

How is Ellie Biased? She just joined very recently and thinks you are, and I quote, "Ridiculous". We haven't crafted Ellie to make her think you're Ridiculous, that's just her view.

So Ellie has now joined your usual suspects? The people who disagree with what you say.