Glossal Fragster

Can we add "fail" to the banned words? of course we can, Im in charge! :P :lol: We should all come up with a name for our pet parrots!

:lol: Even though this is just a silly little thing, I do feel like I have a slight bit of power :lol:

Oi! shipmates!?

Yeah, after their tour they're going to have a bit of a break and then either start work on a movie or series 4. I think they're also working on an album aswell. Busy boys!

20ft long. It didn't make sense to me aswell. Must have been that time at night when nothing makes sense. By the way, I think one of the shipmates stole my subscription to "playrrrrrrrmate". Find him, and make him walk the plank!

I've now abandoned my eyepatch, kept walking into things....walked into a 20ft ditch earlier. Are all my ship crew okay? Cap'in James will help you's out with whatever you want...but nothing filthy!

The cap'in! is here! Arrrrrrrr fucking splinter! How're mee hearties!?

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vASd3QGn8eo]YouTube - what hurts the most[/ame] “Once in a while, a video of a kid singing a song to a webcam transcends its one-note brethren and just gets better and better for the entire 3:30. This is one of those times (the turns! The prop! The fake crying!) This is a daymaker.”

Arrr here is the eyepatch I speak of! The man wearing it is sold separately I'm off to ye bed noooo so byee shipmates! Arrrrrrrrrrr....Me a sleepy pirate who loves the letter "RRRRRRRR"

All I wanna do is wear an eyepatch! Pleaaase! let me be a Cap'in'!

Yeah I know. Why does he have to spoil our fun? Coming on here, posting his dream thoughts (which means his dreams must consist of an autocue of puns or something) The swinee!!!

If I was sleep-posting I'm guessing I would be proper boring and unfunny...like Mark. Maybe Mark is just constantly sleep posting? He could be a comedy genius when awake....

Now I've never done that, and I don't thin kit matters how much time you spend on here. Someone's probably been on here once and dreamt about it. So if I ever post a post containing things like.... "haha! you see that kangaroo? the one with the trilby? he ate up my cottage pie and I had to punch him in the face with a haddock" ......I am wide awake.

Can I be a captain!? not of the plane, captain of a pensioners rugby team.

alien? oh please! Rolle is obviously a rooster! Rolle the rooster!

I've dreamt of coldplaying :lol: except it was all red & black and really flashy. Looked great! maybe Ian should take some tips from my dream :P

My dreams can be proper odd aswell. What I hate is the phase when you're not quite asleep (or at least it feels like that) but you're still kind of dreaming. That's proper weird. Like yo uthink you're looking at your telly, but it's over the other side of the room! That time really creeps me out. It's probably a dream, but you just stay where you are? (does that make any sense at all? am I a mentalist? :lol:)

Still quite far away....but now I know that, I will post any old rubbish. @rolle: Well im proper tired thenooo. Probably off to bed soon, but for now I will continue to spray my comedy goodness around..a healthy jet of comedy!

Im guessing it's past his bedtime ";) ;) ;)" I'm doing good thanks! how about you? how is you doin'?

Well that's Si's fault. Please join in Rolle......Pleeaaaaaaaase! :P

Hello mr. boy. Hows you?

anyone want to exchange words in a friendly manner?...you penis'!

:lol: Woohooo!

erm "non wing moving vigorously jack"?

Please may you add "Hammock" and "Flapjacks" to the recommended list? :D