Glossal Fragster

:lol: Erm...Could you ladies either leave or get rid of the trophy!? Anyway, have I created history with my 5,000th post yet?

Hello ladies :wink3: Hang on. what the fuck are they gonna do with the big silver trophy!? :stunned: :lol:

:lol: Don't start that again. I'm sure their's another thread that claims me and simon are homosexual superheroes :lol:

Why thank you! You should know, I'm not as trustworthy as superman, if theirs something really heavy to lift, better call...simon?

Thanks man. I hope to go down in legend history :D

If that were true, He would be put on the naughty step! The saucy swine!

That's much better :smug:

Just of the week!? :lol: This will change posts forever remember! ...At least the month?

Here it is! the post that will change all posts forever Posting will never be quite the same. From now on, whenever people post they will think... "y'know that james? the king of all posts!? yeah, he's great ain't he.....want a pint?" Here are the answers to the big questions of life: Who created the world? I think it was a really clever man (or women), who was very hardworking! Did I start "Walkers" crisps? No. Have I ever felt the sudden urge to poke a hippo with a javelin? Yes, I have. After Ross Noble mentioned it, I've thought about it a bit. How many coldplayers does it take to change a lightbulb? Millions! you silly sods! When the moon comes up, What's goin' on? It's called Night! Do you own a hat? Yes! END OF QUESTIONS. I think you'll agree, alot of lifes big questions answered. You'll have to wait till 10,000 posts for the big one: Are you wasting your life on this forum?

:lol: I'm good thanks. Yeah just get very, very drunk, that will help (probably...) Life's treating me alright :D Just got my 5,000 post to look forward to :P

:lol: How'd that come about?

That band bore me to death :lol: How're you man?

...Really!? fucking hell! how do I get a face cancer?

It's not close at all :lol:

Yes, it will be. I will give you all answers to the following questions: Who created the world? Did I start "Walkers" crisps? Have I ever felt the sudden urge to poke a hippo with a javelin? Any more questions people want me to answer? Ren: and you love it you slaaaaaaaag :kiss:

That's alright. A couple more M's would've made you the best builder uppererer on earth.

He was an amazing drummer and singer :( I'm really quite upset that he's left. Good luck to him though!

Don't congratulate me, 'cause to be honest, I couldn't care less. I just wanna (do something special, for all the ladies..) build this up to hugeness! for example, their was a big football match with Man united last week I think and they had cmaera's outside the hotel they were leaving and on sky sports news they were like.. "they will be leaving the hotel any minute now. Out that door will come man united...any second now. Through those walls are a team that will be kicking a ball about in about 3 hours. Here they come!...oh wait no, it was just a man." ..which I found, very funny! anyway, build it up to hugeness!

Some sad news for all Razorlight fans :( Andy & Razorlight Part Company After five great years with the band Andy Burrows has decided to leave Razorlight. The Winchester born drummer has opted for a quieter life away from the band's hectic touring schedule. New Yorker David 'Skully' Sullivan-Kaplan will take over the drums at the band's Razorlight's live shows until the end of 2009. "The past five years in Razorlight have been an amazing experience," says Andy. "I am very proud of everything that myself, Johnny, Carl and Bjorn have achieved together but for personal reasons I have decided to leave the band. I will be pursuing other musical ventures." "Over the last two albums and five years Andy has been an integral part of Razorlight and we will miss him," says Johnny."From the day he walked into our rehearsal studio it was obvious that he was an amazing drummer and he’s contributed on many levels beyond that. He's been a great player and a great friend and I think we'll both always be proud of the music we've made together. As far as the bands future is concerned we're all looking forward to touring with Skully and getting on with making our next record”. Razorlight have a busy summer ahead. With a top 5 album and single notched up in Germany and unprecedented successes in the US, the band head to America, Australia and Europe before returning to the UK for May shows at 02 Arena and Manchester MEN followed by UK festivals.

We need more build up! Get your popcorn people and get all excited! forget about your previous plans, if you've got kids to pick up, just leave them!..If you've got a date to meet, forget it!, he's probably a twat. Build it up ma hommies! :cool:

Hello! well I am nearly at the big 5,000 posts. 5,000 posts! Postmen don't post that much! (..they do) Anyway, this is the build-up to that moment! It will be a time, when the whole world stands still and reminds themselves of all the ground-breaking posts I have contributed to this forum. This thread if for that build-up! Discuss tactics, the odds of me reaching 5,000 posts (really quite high), Guess when I will reach that amazing number. ..so get your pre-match heads at the ready...and LET'S ROCK!

I love "Sugalumps" and "We're both in love with a sexy lady" I like all the songs in one way or another :D

Hello! does anyone remember that "Wire to Wire" cover I done with that girl? if not, head over to my myspace! :D http://www.myspace.com/jamesethofwalkerage Anyway, the girl I done it with is called Hester and apparently she's doing rather well on X Factor in the netherlands..problem is, I have no idea how well. Is anyone here from the netherlands and knows what stage she's at or anything? Cheers :D In the meantime, here is a vid I found of one of her performances [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQd-t11lW-c]YouTube - Optreden Hester X-Factor[/ame]

:lol: This guy done a blog and asked people to send them their most awkward clips. This one won. I found it so awkward it was funny how awkward it was :lol: This is another one. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6h_Xh8gBlk]YouTube - LIAM E NOEL GALLAGHER(OASIS) INTERVIEW (Eng.sub.)@ "QUELLI CHE..."(01.02.09)[/ame] I suggested that Thom Yorke interview but it wasn't one of his top choices :(

:lol: Yeah that's great. This is just awkard... [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szx3C_ehXNQ]YouTube - Snoop Dogg & Paris Hilton "Dogg After Dark"[/ame]