Death Hill

Well 2 weeks at #1 is good I guess. :)

The only word that you can't do in Scrabble (within tile limit, of course) is 'Pizzazz'. You can use two blank tiles for 2 of the z's, and the regular z, but you are still missing the fourth z.

-Contrary to what many think, hairs and nails do not grow after one is dead. They only appear to grow because the skin around them retracts creating the illusion. -Everything in your body replaces itself after 30 months. So NOTHING in your body at the moment was part of your body in January 2006.

- It's illegal to whale hunt in Oklahoma. (think about this one for a minute) I will be back with more tomorrow, feel free to join in.:dozey:

- There are only 5-10 survivors left of World War 1 still alive today. 2 of them currently reside in the United States (Washington and South Carolina). - The only insect that can turn its head 360 degrees is the praying mantis. - Spiders have transparent blood.

Maybe this one will go better than the joke thread.:\:rolleyes: - The longest word you can type using only the top row of the keyboard is 'typewriter'. - The shortest war was between the United Kingdom and Zanzibar in 1896. It lasted only 40 minutes. - George Washington's biggest fear was being buried alive. So much so that he requested to be laid out above ground for several days to confirm that he was dead before they buried him.

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missed opportunity Spies

Speed of Sound 40 Fix You 44 + Swallowed in the Sea 21 - Talk 14

He's probably mad he didn't come up with the idea first.:dozey:

He's alright.:dozey:

The people at Yahoo! appreciate my jokes much more than you lot do.:dozey:

Oh just reply to the thread or get out.:rolleyes:

Maybe you'll like this one:rolleyes: : What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan :)

Do I really need to explain the joke?:rolleyes:

Go in the SEX thread for that.:dozey:

What do you call four Mexicans sinking in quicksand? Quatro-Cinco.

I have a pet unicorn.:smug:

Why did the scarecrow win a nobel peace prize? For being OUT-STANDING in his field.

That joke isn't funny.:rolleyes:

I don't think "Death and All His Friends" is on Viva la Vida.:smug:

What kind of bee produces milk? -------------------- A boobie! [cue laugh track] :laugh3::wink3:

What's gizmo? :thinking:

...when you call Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends just "Viva la Vida" for short you are only referring to one half of the album?:smug: Just type VLVODAAHF for short instead, okay?:dozey:

Parachutes: fav - Sparks least fav - We Never Change A Rush of Blood to the Head: fav - A Rush of Blood to the Head least fav - God Put a Smile On Your Face X&Y: fav - Square One least fav - A Message Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends fav - Violet Hill or Lost! (very close) least fav - The Escapist