strawberryfields

Definitely start with Takk.

I can't see them either, but the comments in this thread have made me sooooo curious :lol:

Have you ever seen the movie "A Clockwork Orange"? If so, what did you think of it? If not, go see it, I think you'd like it. :P

President... dent... dental surgery... Mark has bad teeth?! :stunned:

Nooo, don't feel like shit, post some! :wacky:

^So should I :P

But... I already know all of that. "Just be patient, and don't worry" I am living.... I am free. And I want you to be too. :nice:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I don't hate her, she just irritates me beyond belief. :lol: But I'll be babysitting two young girls on Friday, so I'm sure I'll be dragged to see the movie. :bigcry:

I'm so excited for you two, that sounds so awesome! And Guy and Phil sound really nice as well. Eeeeeeeeek! :wacko: :D

Oh, I definitely agree. My class is supposed to be on chapter two, but I finished the whole book last night :P It was awesome :nice:

All you need is LOVE! (love, love, loooove) ba da dum dum dum dum dum dummmmm, ba da da dum dum :dance:

If I was a guy, I would have been a Michael. :uhoh:

Makayla, they look awesome! Black and white and colorful are my favorites. I might just have to steal one of them for my sig. :D :P

You're afraid of drowning? Who isn't? :lol: Greeeeeen! :wacko:

Chuck!

Brave New World- Aldous Huxley (actually, no, I just finished it)

Good, I'll work on finishing it. :lol: ---- Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped! Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills. "That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything. Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard. Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe. Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah. When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered into Chris' pillow, "You're so retarded." Suddenly, he stopped fondling the pillow because fondling is really retarded!" After all that, Guy was feeling weirded-out for witnessing Chris humping Abe the centipede on Abe's muffin in the hole. Jonny decided according to the Abe that Hotdogs aren't pigs. But mountains are pointy. Thus........................................... um, ergo... Suddenly, Chris rubbed Jonny's hamburger from a distance. "Omnomnom my burger," he groaned. Then Michael pondered humping, but died mid-hump and cried. Confuzzled? Yes. No. I am a tortoise. Tomorrow is probably the most dreadful day in the lazy dollhouse. Guy ran towards the KuTe and lifted the skirt away from Will's doll throwup. He yelled, "ICKY! ICKY!

You are the fucking worst friend ever. I don't know why, after all of these years (and how many has it been? 7?) I've put up with you. You treat me like shit, although when you want something, you try to act all sweet and loving. You completely love me, but you don't show it in the way you treat me. You love me because I'll do anything you ask. It's my fault for putting up with you in the first place, I know. You take me for granted- I'm such a great friend to you, I do so many things for you, and because of that, you use me. You know I'll do anything you ask by now, so you just use that to your advantage. I'm sick and tired of it. And, you're a terrible person. I still can't figure out why I call you my best friend. You talk about people behind their backs, you make racist and sexist jokes, you laugh at people who say they're in love. You only care about what people look like on the outside. I hate you for that. The other day, when you saw your parents kiss each other after dinner, you told them to stop, that they were being disgusting. And they listened, because EVERYONE listens to you. Do you know how lovely it is to see parents who are still in love with each other? No, you don't, because you've never had to experience loss or pain like that. Yet, at the same time, you make me laugh, and we share so many of the same interests and hobbies. But is that enough? I don't think so.

Post the fucking picture, Jay :lol:

Haha, well, now that I look back on it, my post did sound a bit superficial. If it's the right person, than they could be a midget for all I care. But... I know that they're not going to be. :P

^I count 6 words. :P

Come to San Francisco, it's not all that "awkward" here ;)

I want that dog!!

The only reason I care about height in guys is because I'm so tall (just a tiny bit over 6 feet), that it would just be awkward to have someone a foot shorter than me. :P