chipotle

I'm chipotle. I give you the first two for free and then you're hooked :sneaky:

aw, sorry... but remember "My life sucks but I don't give a fuck"

It's late, after midnight, I think it's safe to post this one: "Today, my girlfriend and I were up late watching tv when an infomercial for "male enhancement" came on. I grabbed for my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML"

^ this is the place to post your personal FMLs too. How was your day? FML?

This is your obsession warning! "Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML"

No this is not whiner's paradise, just a thread for one of my online obsessions: http://www.fmylife.com/ "Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a Moderator, instead, I got banned. FML" "Today, I was doing a strip tease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML" Welcome to share your own FMLs or post some from the site.

In some countries you need an invitation to use the free version, could that be the problem ariadnasquire and Larry? If so, I can send you one. We've got two new flat-packed (=Swedish, remember? ;)) streaming services after Spotify: Tunerec and Chilirec. And I heard there's a Mutify torrent on Pirate Bay to block the commercials on Spotify. People are creative :)

And it's flat-packed! :lol: The free version is available in Scandinavia too and the Premium version in some other countries.

Hump De Bump - Red Hot Chili Peppers (my cellphone ring tone :))

loved ones? :confused: not familiar with the concept

I can't watch the first video, "not available in your country", but the second one is beautiful. Thank you! I would love to go to New Zealand one day.

Why sorry? It's brilliant, one word says it all :lol:

Flat-pack! :lol: Of course!

Sweden :dance: Starbucks, that's coffee right? Just coffee? Something berry flavoured would be typically Swedish I guess. Coffee with a layer of cloudberry flavoured cream on top. Unless alcohol is an option, cause then it would be Absolute vodka :D Popular things... we're outdoorsy I think. Nature is our place of worship. Fashion (brands like Whyred, Odd Molly, Acne, Cheap Monday), design, IKEA, we travel a lot, Midsummer night is our most important holiday. We drink too much. Our music (pop) export: the Cheiron studio with Max Martin and others, Robyn, ABBA, Roxette, Cardigans, The Hives, Peter Bjorn and John. We have quite a few music festivals for being such a small country. Sports: Bjorn Borg, Ingemar Stenmark, Annika Sorenstam, hockey team. Nobel prize. Touring Scandinavia is a nightmare according to Chris Martin. "Every night you see the most beautiful woman you've ever seen. It's crazy" :smug: Not me though. Weather: snow just up north nowadays. Long dark winters, short but intense summer. Midnight sun, nordic lights. A skit shouldn't be too hard. Words I think of: anxious, adjusting, drunk, nature, choirs (church and other), meatballs, fishing, midsummer night, nude swimming, the royal family. Deep down I think we are patriotic, but we would never admit it. We're dutiful, quiet, not very social, don't make friends easily. We think we can speak English quite well, but we can't actually. Is that any help? Please ask, I'll try to help. Hope someone else can fill in :) Good luck with your project!

1stp Klosr - Linkin Park

Fix you - Coldplay

Sigur Rós

Monkey Business - Black Eyed Peas

Stone Cold Bush - RHCP

Anybody There - The Script

Zombie Slam - Pain

He was waiting for a text to confirm a collab at the Grammys and also a different collab for the Brits. If I got it right. edit: ok, I'm slow

You think??? Come on over, I'll make you some REAL Swedish meatballs :D

IKEA commercial :D I wouldn't eat their meatballs though.

I'm in! :)