Essexbird

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aw bless! :)

*hands Sammie yummy choccie bar and goes off to get another for herself!* :) :)

et moi aussi! :snore: a bientot! :)

byee!!

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Ewwwww! :P Crunchy milkshake? No thanx! :confused:

Jeepers!! :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

Thorntons toffee crunch ok? *offers Sammie yummy choccie bars* :)

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*turns head on one side* wow! I didn't know that was physically possible *swiftly exits!* :stunned: :stunned:

sorry to keep you waiting - have to sleep sometimes but here goes: Idiot # 1 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the Emergency Room right away. :stunned: :stunned: ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Idiot # 2 Seems that a year ago, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. When they took it for a float on the river, a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them surprised them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing. and another one............. Guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well. The cashier refused and said, "I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

are they done yet?

who wants chocolate? :)

*leaves Zane & Sammie in private!* :stunned:

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I find Zane intensely irritating! sowy! *ducks to avoid being slapped*

Victoria - yaaay!! I can do that one!!! :) :) :) Sarah - seem to remember trying that as a kid - don't your arms start to float upwards or somethign? :huh: weird!

what do you get on the German version? Not David Hasselhof I hope :stunned:

:smug: wish I'd done it years ago!

train (yep I geddit!) ;)

*starts looking round house for spiders to send to Jewel* Had a monster-sized one in my bedroom the other night :stunned: Big n hairy - even fearless hubby thought it was huge!! He caught it in a pint glass and the legs were sticking out the sides :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: You'd have loved it, I'm sure!

*peeks out of cupboard door to see if Hicksy has found us* I think it's safe to come out now! I need food!! :lol:

You're welcome to 'em - any I throw out of my house, I'll send 'em to yours!!! :lol:

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