mrs. chris martin

it's called pro-CHOICE for a reason. i personally think abortions are disgusting & never in my life would i ever to get one. but who am i to tell a woman she can't rid herself of this traumatic reminder of the time she was raped, or to allow a child to be born as a crack baby or into a loveless home where the parents would resent it. you ever watch "the cider house rules"? if you make abortions illegal that won't stop women from having them. they'll just have these back-alley abortions that are completely unsafe

my friend just wrote that on my facebook wall once & started cracking up as soon as i read it. women have ovaries. therefore we "ovary"act about EVERYTHING

did he really??!!

CHRISTOPHER ANTHONY JOHN MARTIN: HAVE THE HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS, MAY ALL YOUR WISHES & DREAMS COME TRUE! 33 & the best is yet to come!

:worried2: i just feel the need to say that

next year he'll only be twice my age!

so what are you doing tonight?

the republican party "how long am i gonna stand with..."?

rainbow!! hahahahahaha, i love them!! in a game of tag, who would win; guy, jonny, will, or chris?

so you can be a stripper w/ a gun working as a bar tender, but you can't have alcoholc :confused:

haha what do you do?

haha, i just googled things you can do when you're 18 & this list of 100 things you can do in florida came up: 1. Buy tobacco 2. Change your name 3. Get a tattoo 4. Get a piercing 5. Buy spray paint 6. Work more hours 7. Sue someone 8. Be sued 9. Purchase liquid white out 10. Pawn something 11. Get married 12. Get divorced 13. Adopt a child 14. Be on Jerry Springer 15. Go on Cruise 16. Buy a lottery ticket 17. Get a hotel room 18. Call some "900" numbers 19. Go to a night club 20. Get a Sam's club membership 21. Skydive 22. Sign legal documents 23. Gamble 24. Get a blockbuster membership 25. Get a loan 26. Buy insurance 27. Donate blood 28. Enlist in the military 29. Rent a movie 30. Get a non-prepaid cell phone 31. Sign a legal contract 32. Begin earning credit 33. Smoke a cigarette 34. Chew tobacco 35. Move out of the parental units house 36. Get paid more 37. Go to an adult jail 38. Be convicted as an adult 39. Become an undercover cop 40. Work full-time 41. Become a flight attendant 42. Purchase Nicorette gum 43. Purchase "the patch" 44. Drive any time of day 45. Visit a porn site 46. Visit a porn store 47. Become a stripper 48. Work in an alcohol serving establishment 49. Work in bar 50. Get a bar tending license 51. Work at Wal*Mart0 52. Get a business license 53. Go to a strip club 54. Work in a strip club 55. Work in a night club 56. Vote 57. Pay a utility bill 58. Open a savings account 59. Open a checking account 60. Obtain a credit card 61. Enter a contest 62. Enter a sweepstakes 63. Buy a monkey (w/ a license) 64. Open an eBay account 65. Carry a weapon (w/ a license) 66. Order something off T.V. 67. Open your own AOL account 68. Write a check 69. Operate machinery at work 70. Become a mentor 71. Go bungee jumping 72. Work at a gas station 73. See a doctor on your own 74. Get a different type of driver's license 75. Rent a port-a-potty 76. Get the water bill in your name 77. Lease an apartment 78. Rent a house 79. Finance a car 80. Be a manager 81. Deliver newspapers for the Tampa Tribune 82. Sign yourself out of school 83. Work practically anywhere 84. Start your own business 85. Cash a savings bond 86. Buy nitrous oxide 87. Give a lap dance 88. Get a lap dance 89. Rent a post office box 90. Drive a company vehicle 91. Drive an ice cream truck 92. Buy a house 93. Breaks at work are no longer required. 94. Start a 401k plan 95. Apply for benefits at work 96. Receive more responsibility/stress/advantages 97. Pay taxes 98. Get a PayPal account 99. Make your own decisions 100. Have the freedom and independence you didn't have before

you can also get married and divorced, elect the next president of the united states, smoke a cigarette, get a mortgage to a house, or sign any other legal document. but don't you DARE have a beer! happy birthday!!

i forget which show/movie i heard this from, but a guy asked a girl why she liked watching the same movies over & over again, and she replied "i like knowing how things end." life's pretty much a movie, and yeah sometimes they're fun to watch when you know what's gonna happen next, but as heart-pounding, sweaty-palm making, anticipating, wanting to rip your hair out b/c you wanna know what happens next it is, it's just funner when you encounter the unexpected

these replies made me laugh. btw my old school's dean of discipline had the same birthday as hitler. isn't that like april 21? or it's sometime around then. so i did nothing on my birthday. except a bunch of stuff for school. but it was weird, everyone wished me a happy birthday yesterday, the day after my birthday.

yes, they sewed them w/ their teeth. they also stole my design! if chris was a muffin what flavor would he be?

you have disgraced that innocent little adorable robot!! i like valentine's day! i get soooooooooo much chocolate! it's a lot like halloween. i mean "i love you" is said as often & meaninglessly as "trick-or-treat"

i always wanted braces, they just look so cool!! & i need to fix my teeth

they should do an afterschool special on cheating & use joe satriani as an example

santa wrestling with mommy naked. dreaming of when the...?

a little side note before i rant: today, february third, 2/3, or written the way the rest of the world writes it 3/2, is my birthday. chris martin's birthday is march second, 3/2, or written by the rest of the world 2/3. i'm just weird & like number patterns is all. annnyyyywaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays, my birthday used to be this huge holiday for me, but just not this year. today is just like any other day. i'm stuck in school until 7 pm, and i just feel like i've wasted the last 16 years of my life. and what's up w/ that?! it's like going through a mid-life crisis. i was truly regretting this day, but i yesterday i got an email from coldplaying.com wishing me a happy birthday. that kinda made me happy & not hate my birthday as much. it's just all a part of growing up, and really just not wanting to grow up. it's kind of like hating the holidays. does anyone else hate their birthdays?

ME TOO!!!! i love it so much!! yeah, so basically i've been waiting 2 years (not 6 months when i found out it would really happy) but 2 YEARS for my favorite band to be on my favorite show. 2 years for a 40 second clip

i noticed a lot of these questions are very redundant

525,600 what is chris martin's favorite coldplay song?

we really shouldn't be watching these clips NOW. it'll ruin the episode!!