mrs. chris martin

where the hell is the poll?

please :dozey: i will fuck you up so badly your mom won't even recognize you

that's not true. everything has citations at the bottom, so you can always view the source. my friends once put something fake about singer once, & the next day they went on the wikipedia page & it was removed. you can put any bullshit, but it will get removed if it's not true

jimmy carter was the first president to be born in a hospital

i'm kicking it

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXnUZBD_qV4]YouTube - south park - Mr. Mackey m'kay[/ame]

studying & doing homework. psshh, i never do that anyways!!

i know, but it still makes me crack up every time!!

all this talk about pants got me thinking of: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdEafjlJsPM]YouTube - Chris Martin's got legs![/ame]

see, iddy i told you your mouth is in perfect proportion w/ the rest of your face!! i'm so, srry about your deficiency, though. you're obviously blind seeing as how you're so cute, but you think you're ugly!! either that or you're ar-tarded

i hope to be a civil rights lawyer. lol, i'm one of the very few ppl here who doesn't like art!! i love fine arts, though, like music & theater. that would be my true dream, to be a singer & actress, but there's no way in hell that's happening!!

lmfao!! there are no moves to "learn" when dancing. the music just makes you move in a specific way!!

whoa, wtf are you blind?!!

awwwwww, he earned his sir back!!

^b/c they're ar-tarded & wanna annoy you

don't worry, i'll do it for you

OMFG ERIC IS SO FREAKIN HOOOOTTT!!! (I'm so freakin lazy to go back & quote ppl) nick, i'm pretty sure you were the first guy here i had a crush on

i love you, too iddy!!

how do you know he doesn't have a ponytail?!! he could be a hippie!!

ok, BUT THAT'S IDDY'S NICKNAME FOR ME!! NO ONE ELSE HAS THAT RIGHT TO CALL ME MARI!! or i will hurt you in places you never you could hurt from

lmfao!! that cracked me up!!

i don't mind when ppl touch my hair, but if you touch my face.... I BREAK YOUR HANDS :veryangry2: don't test me, i've done it before. well, i didn' treally break her hand, but today my friend touched my face so i just twisted her finger & dug my nails into her until she bruised

seriosly, who the fuck are you & what have you done w/ the real paul? :veryangry2:

purple is like violet!!! i took my love down to violet hill there we sat in the snow all that time she was silent still said if you loved me, won't ya let me know if you loved me, won't ya let me know my birthday's in february!! amathyst is my birthstone!!

you mean you tugging on it, or someone else tugging on it?