mrs. chris martin

i'm random, i know

eminem is so fucking awesome & mariah carey is a bitch

i wrote a song when i was 8. it was actually pretty good i should go a bit deeper w/ it. i have like a melody for one thing i'm kind of working on. if i just dedicated more time i'm pretty sure it would be pretty awesome if you could have dinner w/ someone, dead or alive, who would it be with?

i'm still surprised that it's that close

oh fuck then it's only 2 am by her!!

i'm actually really surprised that the poll is exactly 50/50

i sound so cynical in this thread!! i'm actually a very happy & optimistic person, just not in love

well, she is in norway. idk the time difference but i'm pretty sure it's late by her

well congradulations for experiencing love, but i know to me it's just a dillusion so i'm just gonna avoid giving myself a false sense of hope

my bad dreams are me waking up 600 pounds

I GET MY LICENSE IN 6 MONTHS ON MY 16TH BIRTHDAY!!! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!

seriously worst case scenario you chase them into a lake

i never did myspace. i didn't even have an email address until like 2 years ago

omg i hate the new facebook!! I used to loooooove the old one but this new gay shit is so fucking annoying!

i never understood how zombies are scary b/c they're so fucking slow you could always out run them

ok dude you're only like 2 years older than me

you can go to this website to download youtube audio: http://www.listentoyoutube.com/

facebook's not automatic whenever i go on it!! i always have to refresh it!

lmfaooo!! no, i'm not ugly (at least i don't think so or any of the ppl i know don't think so, lol.) yeah, i am really young i'm 15

a link to the lyrics? http://www.lyricsfreak.com/d/doors/the+end_20042686.html

i had to share that. that just cracked me up!

i don't ever plan on. right now i'm thinking of that scene of the 40 year old virgin where that guy, i forgot his name, decided to go celibate & he's like "look at andy! he looks younger than all of us but he's 40! it's b/c he's never had the horrors of a relationship & never had a woman suck the life out of him!" i think that's true. a relationship is just a burden that i really don't need

Today, while working at my life guard job, I noticed a girl bouncing on one foot over to the pool. Afraid she would trip, I whistled at her and harshly yelled "NO running or messing around on the pool deck!" She removed her towel, revealing her legs. Or leg, she only had one. FML

FML kicks MLIA's ass any day

i honestly believe that the whole concept of a "soulmate" is a load of crap. ok, i'm really gonna offend all the guys right now when i explain why. i know i'm still really young, but when i see the experiences my friends have gone through & just every man i've ever seen...it just really really makes me hate men. but i can't get over how hot they are! that's the only thing they're good for. except for my brother & dad, every guy i've ever met is either a cheater or a beater. & the only good guys i have seen only go for sluts who treat them like shit. i'm not allowed to date & i never have, & i never will b/c i don't want to go through all that head ache my friends go through. i used to be such a believer in love, but then i saw how my cousin who is a guy, & he was awesome he's my best friend, lied to a girl & really acted like an asshole. i was shocked. i guess after that i figured even if this awesome guy that i love (love like a brother) could do this, then there really are no good ones left. oh, i know the only good guy out there is chris martin, but seriously, we all know that's never really gonna happen, so i've completely abandoned the idea of ever falling in love