mrs. chris martin

omg seriously i don't think i'm gonna be able to handle this!! my most favoritest band on my most favoritest show!! i think i'm gonna faint from obsession overload!

omg so this is amazing it wasn't my dream, it was my friend's dream!! so coldplay came to our school for no apparent reason, then chris & i snuck off to the english room & started making out. then our history teacher (who's a total strict asshole) came in & started yelling at us. i thought that that was so amazing!! i mean, that's so random she's not even a coldplay fan!! i'm pretty sure it's a sign

i'm sorry but being best friends w/ madonna really says a lot about gwyneth paltrow's personality & really confirms how much that bitch doesn't deserve chris. HE IS NOT A CHEATING DOUCHE BAG HE WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT!! i honestly don't want them to split up. he's completely smitton & in love, & i can be happy for him. i just wish he was in love w/ some one normal at least!

for a million dollars??!! hell fucking yeah!!! would you never listen to a coldplay song for the rest of your life?!

wow, that's a beautiful sentiment. anyways i'm off. my brother's gonna wake up any minute now & tell me to get off

why do you keep quoting me in your signature?

well seeing as how i'm home all day, yes i slept very well! haha it's 5:38 am right now i'm still up. have you ever met someone w/ less than 10 fingers?

srry about that. the question is what is your second favorite band?

dueche bag, i can call you whatever the fuck i want & still be more mature & thoughtful than you.

i thought you said you were out

oh, for the next person who actually wants to play the game here's a question: what's your second favorite band?

do not insult my grammar in an online debate. i made a valid argument & calling you a dumb ass was simply a truth that needed to be stated. technically speaking human beings are animals since we're classified in the kingdom animalia. yes, we do have the gift of common sense, but some, no most, don't have that gift. most humans can't establish their own boundaries & don't know where to draw the line. i'm not saying they just want to kill each other, but there are other crimes besides murder. granted, there are many pointless laws, such as the illegality of drugs, but again SOME form of structure is better than anarchy. ok good night.

i see you quoted me in your signature. i'm quite honored

no dumb ass the native americans owned the land i'm saying they had no right to just leave england & come invade north america. but that's another debate & if they hadn't done that we wouldn't have the united states of america. i'm not saying "love & trust your gov't." every single gov't in this world is corrupt. everyone of them. but the u.s. gov't is definitely better than anarchy b/c yes, anarchy does lead to chaos. one person will try to act like they're in charge, then ppl would take sides & shed blood w/o knowing wtf they're fighting for. & there would be no law at all. we have laws today & still many ppl break them. it's unimaginable what kind of criminal activity would go on w/o a single form of limits or boundaries

no, you should have a say in your government, but you can't just decide to completely abandon it! anarchy would never work there would be way too much chaos. & the colonists had no right to claim their own country b/c that land wasn't theirs

i used love rap when i was like in 5th grade. now i just hate it so fucking much, except for eminem & old kanye

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!! you can't just decide you wanna disconnect & form your own fucking gov't!! we're one country!! he had to preserve the union!

the war never would've started if the south hadn't seceded. he purposely sent UNARMED feds to fort sumter, where conferderate fired first & initiated the civil war!!

he is now, only b/c of his inflated ego. but 3-5 years ago he was amazing

but i love kanye for singing w/ chris martin!!

i used to love kanye before he had that whole inflated ego shit. but eminem is the best

my second favorite band is no doubt!! LOVE THEM!!

WTF DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ABE LINCOLN??!!

OBVIOUSLY CHRIS MARTIN!! stop saying same question!! come up w/ your own questions!! what's your second favorite band?

i'm not really rooting for a side to win