mrs. chris martin

so, about an hour ago i just saw the new episode of family guy titled "420," and there was a scene where peter was high & then it listed all the celebreties he hates, & everyone he hates was listed once, except chris martin, who was listed about 4 times for emphasis. it was something like: chris martin chris martin's agent (something else about chris martin) (then the rest of the list, and finally at the very end:) chris martin's ancestors at first i was reading it vividly b/c something told me that they're gonna put him. idk why that thought came to my head, but it just did, then when i read "chris martin" i started cracking up b/c i felt psychic. i wish i could show you the vid but it was like an hour ago so it's not on youtube yet

when i hear reilly i think of bill o'reilly, no offense :lol:

hey, i like dane cook! :angry:

seriously, start studying from NOW! that was my biggest regret, not studying enough

if no one's watching i really don't care. wtf it's my house so it doesn't really matter. at my grandma's house, my cousin used to come over & drink pepsi straight from the bottle. it was so disgusting so after that we just started buying cans to keep at my grandma's house

we all know chris will probably see it :angry:

my friends & i were talking about it & we were all saying how we'd like to go see it just to see what it's about, & my friend said she's gonna see it & i was like "hell no, why're you gonna support her & give her money?!" & she was like "no, i'm gonna sneak in." so i was like, "oh, ok, so it's like you're stealing from her! that's fine" :laugh3:

well, it depends on the body type. it's kinda weird if a guy is super skinny, but really tall & it's also weird if a guy's short & fat. as long as it's not an extreme it's not THAT big of a deal. i'm pretty short anyways, being 5'4. sometimes i wonder if i would be so in love w/ chris if he wasn't as tall as he is. what is he, like 6'1, 6'2? it's just so gorgeous, & he kinda makes me only like tall guys :D

i took the act april 4. what joy that was! i was ready to rip my hair, & now i have to take it again in june b/c i was so stressed out that day i totally fucked up. our act coach told us that they specifically design the act & sat to keep students out of college & make scholarships hard to attain. wtf they're such bastards. 35 minutes to read 4 1000 word passages & answer 40 questions about them, & 60 minutes to do 60 math problems?!!! i was gonna do a thread like this, but i didn't learn how until like a week ago :confused:

and, yeah, you forgot the nappies! that's the best vid ever!

i don't really like most of their videos, they're usually just the boys playing their instruments & singing. i like music videos that tell stories. that's way i think the most amazing music video in the world is the scientist. talk is just adorable & hilarious, LIJ is just so beautiful & i love how it literally "turns my head out," God put a smile upon your face is just awesome & chris looks absolutely perfect, don't panic rocks, LITII is funny, & the hardest part is really entertaining & interesting. i love all their songs, but the other videos are just, eh, they don't live up to the standard & aren't really that good. when chris talked about the hardest part, he said "bad song, good video." totally disagree that it's a bad song, it's so awesome!

yeah, that's what i figured. i always told myself that if i ever meet chris, that would be the first thing i ask him.

damn, gas is 4 bucks by you?! it was like $4.50 in the summer in chicago, then like 3 weeks later it dropped to 2, then 1.50, then in october you could go to places for like 1.40. now it's somewhere b/w $1.99-$2.15. that's kinda scary b/c it shows how bad the recession is

ok, so i'm guessing THIS is where i meant to post this. so, i've asked the oracle literally 5 times, & i still get no answer. a couple months ago i was on the church of chris martin & i read an interpretation of clocks & it stated that william willett, the man who invented the concept of daylight savings time, is chris's great great grandfather. i searched it & it's true! he got the idea of setting the "clocks" an hour ahead to decrease energy costs during the summer. what a genius! no wonder chris is so smart it's in his genes! the interpretation was basically saying that clocks is about william willett's discovery & the fact that no one listened to him. "lights go out & i can't be saved, tides that i tried to swim against." daylight savings became a law in england after he died in 1916 to save money on coal during world war 1, so he never lived to see it become a law. my question is, is clocks really about william willett? if it's not, then can you please tell me what it is about? i really really wanna know!

omg, i just realized that i posted this in the wrong place i wanted it to show up on the coldplaying toolbar! ugh, i'm new at this

so, i've asked the oracle literally 5 times, & i still get no answer. a couple months ago i was on the church of chris martin & i read an interpretation of clocks & it stated that william willett, the man who invented the concept of daylight savings time, is chris's great great grandfather. i searched it & it's true! he got the idea of setting the "clocks" an hour ahead to decrease energy costs during the summer. what a genius! no wonder chris is so smart it's in his genes! the interpretation was basically saying that clocks is about william willett's discovery & the fact that no one listened to him. "lights go out & i can't be saved, tides that i tried to swim against." daylight savings became a law in england after he died in 1916 to save money on coal during world war 1, so he never lived to see it become a law. my question is, is clocks really about william willett? if it's not, then can you please tell me what it is about? i really really wanna know! ps, this is my first thread! :kiss: i'm really slow i JUST learned how to post a thread

does mall jail count?

i never heard of satriani until the law suit, & when i listened to "if i could fly" on youtube there were so many comments & views, it practically trippled in like on week. someone made a very good point saying "i bet he just made this up so that we would all listen to his retarded song." so so true. when i heard it, the first thing that came in my head was "simple kind of life" by no doubt. i love no doubt & know all of their songs, & i seriously thought i was listening to simple kind of life for the first 5 seconds & everytime i heard the "chorus"!!!!! yes, his shit completely lacks originality. what an asshole & i hope one of us shoots him

i think all of the members on this website need to agree on this ideal place to go to, & we'll all meet up there. then, we'll spend a week long vacation w/ the boys just chillin' and enjoying the island. & we'll all be besties & keep in touch w/ the boys! & have sleep overs!

that's what i love about all of their songs; you can interperet them any way you want. w/e mood or situation you're in, practically all of their songs apply & they will comfort you

mariam martiam YAY! i did a pretty good job!

those commercials are so funny. when i first saw it i was like "wtf it's not 1982!" full, thick hair is gorgeous when it's flowy & natural, now all fake like that.

thank you so much? is that their order?

what are chris's brothers' and sisters' names? i searched this & didn't find any results anywhere!

you remind me of that commercial where the guy was like "i can't eat that, it has high fructose corn syrup," and the girl was like "so?" he was like, "you know, it's bad for you." so the girls was like. "how? it's made from corn and has the same amount of calories as sugar." it was basically a commercial saying get the facts. i feel you, though. i used to be a major coke/pepsi addicit, drinking about 3-4 cans a day. i could not have a meal w/o it. but i just quit cold turkey a couple years ago & barely drink it. i usually have like less than 1-2 cans a month. i can't chug it the i used to :embarassed: