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I got to five before I gave up :headdesk: How come that's so difficult??

THE SPAM... It burns!

Okaydoke. Well... The one I was going to mention doesn't sound funny when I write it out. So forget that one. Then there was another one I just heard, where House is examining this really well-kept, neat, clean guy (he's looking up his nostril, because his nose itches.) House is saying how wonderful looking his nose is and everything (sarcastically, obviously) and then asks, "You use toenail clippers up there or something?" The man says, "Well, they're a little longer so as to reach the upper hairs of my nostril..." then, "You can tell a lot about a person from their appearance. For example, when you came in here, I immediately noticed that your shirt wasn't pressed, you haven't shaven for quite *scoff* some time, and frankly I was worried that the obvious unprofessionalism with which you treat yourself would carry over to..." Then House stops and he goes, "I have an unpressed shirt, an unshaven face, and obviously treat myself unprofessionally. You have Athlete's Foot in your nose." The man looks all surprised and then House says, "Are you ready to judge me?" :laugh3: Again, it was way funnier if you actually watched it. Anyway, it doesn't sound nearly as funny typed out as when it was acted, so if that doesn't sound funny, I'm sorry. Plus I have to go. Goodbye, everybody.

Ugh, I HATE chills! Whenever I get actually sick, I get shivery chills. And achy shoulders. :sick: I've only gotton a headache once, though. :thinking: In my whole life. And that wasn't even when I was sick. I guess I'm special like that. I have less of a fear of needles now than I used to -- I mean, getting vaccines and stuff doesn't really hurt that bad. Unless the nurse FAILS, and then it DOES hurt. :sad: Actually it shouldn't be bad if they do take a blood test, because the last time I went to a doctor, it was to get a shot of... um, basically voodoo juice in this big old ugly wart on my foot. When they numbed it it HURT. SO, SO, SO BAD. THEN THEY PUT THREE MORE NEEDLES FILLED WITH VOODOO JUICE IN IT. AND THE NUMBING THING DIDN'T EVEN WORK. I couldn't walk the rest of the day :bigcry: Enough about that, tho. :rolleyes: Let's talk about some other thing. edit: If you were wondering what the voodoo juice was, the doctor didn't know how it worked, either. But the wart turned black after four weeks and then basically fell off. Apparently that's what foot warts in kids do after having the voodoo juice put in them. It was very odd. edit 2: AHAHAHA. Anybody want to hear a House-ism I just heard? XD

Mine That Bird just won the Kentucky Derby :stunned: I've only had blood taken... like, once, that I can remember. Except I was supposed to die when I was a baby. I had a spinal tap and everything. Obviously I'm okay now tho XD I never get sick. I get sort of semi-sniffly maybe once a year. It's odd that I feel this bad -- even though I don't feel PARTICULARLY bad, I just have a wicked cough, a runny nose, temperature of like... 99.something. But my dad's freaking out. :rolleyes:

Thanks. Actually, I'm not even SURE I don't have swine flu. :thinking: Will probably head on over to the friendly neighborhood pediatrician so they can take some blood this Monday if I'm still feeling bad. -_- I HATE HAVING BLOOD TAKEN. Which is kind of sad if I'm going to be a doctor, or even a medical researcher, but whatever. That's assuming I don't DIE of SWINE FLU first. :headdesk:

But I don't think I have swine flu. SO I shouldn't have transmitted it to you when you hugged me just then XD

Regular. Cocaine or pot?

Boring and sick. Ish.

Galileo also. He did a lot of awesome stuff -- more awesome stuff than Copernicus. Newton or Einstein?

:dance: Let's just dance for the rest of the day. Or night, in your case. :P

Oh, I get it. It sounds like it'll be a lot of fun :dance:

Yeah! I bet you know what question I'm about to ask now.

Really, somebody please explain the concept of this thread to me. I've asked twice now.

Oh, mkay. So aren't you hosting a day of Radiohead Week now? What's going to happen that particular day? Please explain, I don't know much about it.

No idea who either of those are. Copernicus or Galileio? also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Segata_Sanshiro

Hahaha! You really do have a gigantic crush on Thom, don't cha?

YAY! We can not understand anything in House together then! :dance: Like I said, though, nobody understands any of the medical terminology in House except actual doctors anyway :P You must let me know what you think of it in June, then.

Oh yeah, I like that one too. I like the whole album, tho. :sweatdrop:

*cricketchirp**cricketchirp* Milica, did you start watching House yet? :cheesy: Just trying to make conversation.

Hmm... I basically like the whole album. My favorites are probably Handshake The Gangster, Tired Eyes, and possibly Holy Shit. But the whole album was really quite awesome :D

Thanks!! I worked REALLY hard on it!

Great job! The next step is making an original thread that at least comes close to making sense.

Their latest album. Haven't heard anything earlier than that, I'm afraid.

That one that apparently thinks I'm suffering from amnesia