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aww, that's too bad. have a good time.

Like... racist, only for emoticons. :P

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped! Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills. "That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything. Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard. Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe. Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah. When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered into Chris' pillow, "You're so retarded." Suddenly, he stopped fondling the pillow because fondling is really retarded!" After all that, Guy was feeling weirded-out for witnessing Chris humping Abe the centipede on Abe's muffin in the hole. Jonny decided according to the Abe that Hotdogs aren't pigs. But mountains are pointy. Thus........................................... um, ergo... Suddenly, Chris rubbed Jonny's hamburger from a distance. "Omnomnom my burger," he

no. do you like... mashed potatoes?

...O.o You're so emote-ist. Just because I used :dozey: doesn't mean I don't like your avatar! Sheesus. :P

I dig the bandanna-thing on his head. :dozey:

Please tell your brother he's an asshole for me. Thank you.

Hey, I just realized you changed your avatar! It looks pretty :D

*insane person*?

Might get a bumper sticker or two once I can drive. But if I have my way, my car will be one of those where it's absolutely covered with bumper stickers, so. :rolleyes:

Sleep on it. It'll dawn on you one of these days. :wink:

They're being idiots.

I am too. Sometimes, after the break you take during the spring, teachers at your school assign work that you do at home -- ergo, homework. And since not everbody takes their break during the spring at the same time, some people are not ON spring break right now. (For example, Erick.) Ergo, since Erick is not on a break, his teachers have assigned work to do at home (homework.) Make sense now?

Josh, homework is work. That you do at home. Make sense?

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped! Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills. "That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything. Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard. Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe. Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah. When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered into Chris' pillow, "You're so retarded." Suddenly, he stopped fondling the pillow because fondling is really retarded!" After all that, Guy was feeling weirded-out for witnessing Chris humping Abe the centipede on Abe's muffin in the hole. Jonny decided according to the Abe that Hotdogs aren't pigs. But mountains are pointy. Thus........................................... um, ergo... Suddenly, Chris rubbed Jonny's hamburger from a distance. "Omnomnom

When you suddenly realize that over 75% of your YouTube comments are for homemade Coldplay concert videos, saying, "oh wow thanks for the video" and "great quality video, props" even to the shitty ones where you can't make out anything. T_T I seriously need a hobby.

haha, no, I mean nom nom nom, as in, that sounds yummy. :P

nomnomnom

ooh, breakfast sounds really good, actually *goes off to scramble some eggs* damn, it's actually lunchtime -_-

Well, theoretically you could replace the keys with wood ones yourself. I wouldn't reccomend that unless you actually have any idea what you're doing, though.

Well, excuse me for trying to be helpful. :P I really want that keyboard now... :shifty: But the keyboard I have now has lots of extra super-helpful buttons, so I guess I'll stick with this one. Plus, we have a very destructive parrot here and he would probably reduce it to toothpicks while we weren't looking. Anyway, that keyboard looks pretty awesome. :nice:

WOAH. Are those functioning keyboards? You could play a game. Or read a book. :shrug:

Well... I'm... um... A TWO-BY-FOUR!! You, ma'am, have been one-upped.

.....helllloooo?