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Am nominating this thread, as promised.

who can't really act that well either :rolleyes: seriously, I could act better than that man.

Totally unrelated, I mentioned Guy to my friend the other day and she said, "What guy?" "The bassist Guy." "Well what's the bassist guy's name?" "He's the bassist, Guy." "What are you talking about?? WHAT is the bassist guy's name?" "The bassist guy is Guy." "What?" "Guy." "Now you're just saying random words! Just tell me the bassist guy's name." "THE BASSIST GUY. IS GUY." "HUH?" It was so much funn. :smug:

How did you get through school? :inquisitive:

Considering that we are literally the stuff stars are made of, I would be nicer to the earth and everything in general. But I'm a peacenik treehugger like that. :hippie:

Brad Pitt is highly overrated, imo.

DAMMIT I KEEP GETTING YOU CONFUSED AND YOU'RE NAMES IN YOUR SCREEN NAME TOO! :headdesk: I fail so much today. You do that, Liz. *edges away*

Jay, that is the MOST BADASSED thing I have ever heard. I think I've slapped a few boys in this semi-fight I got in. I know I gave them a really wimpy punch on the shoulder. (I was about nine at the time XD) It's a long story about this gang of rich white boys and me and my friend were playing basketball and then they started acting like total assholes toward us. Then there was some comment about my friends' mother and then my friend started fighting them. Then I punched the ringleader, only I failed. :shame: Whereas my friend almost broke his nose. I felt really bad about it. Also I accidently flung a piece of lettuce at my friend during lunch the other day. Seriously. It was a total accident.

yes, Liz. Yes, you do. You actually asked a t-shirt company to make that?

According to evolution, every LIVING THING is related. So science just TOTALLY one-upped that particular notion. :P

...I'm sorry.

42 10 2000 Miles 9 A Ghost 9 Animals 9 A Spell A Rebel Yell 7 A Message 11 A Whisper 4 A Rush Of Blood To The Head 12 Amsterdam 13 Brothers & Sisters 8 Bigger Stronger 3 Careful Where You Stand 10 Cemeteries Of London 12 Chinese Sleep Chant 10 Crests Of Waves 13 Clocks 11 Daylight 9 Don't Panic 10 Death And All His Friends 12 The Escapist 8 Everything's Not Lost 11 Easy To Please 7 For You 10 Fix You 20 Glass Of Water 18 God Put A Smile Upon Your Face 10 Green Eyes 10 Gold In Them Hills 10 Gravity 13 Harmless 9 Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 10 How You See The World 10 How You See The World (v2) 10 Hunting High And Low 10 High Speed 10 Help Is Round The Corner 10 How You See The World 10 In My Place 10 I Ran Away 23 Idiot 8 Life In Technicolor 10 Lost! 13 Lovers In Japan 14 Low 11 Life Is For Living 9 Lips Like Sugar 9 Live Forever 6 Lost Highway 9 Ladder To The Sun 13 Marianne 9 Moses 14 No More Keeping My Feet On The Ground 10 One I Love 11 Only Superstition 9 Politik 15 Parachutes 7 Pour Me 3 Proof 10 Reign Of Love 10 Strawberry Swing 12 Square One 10 Speed Of Sound 11 Swallowed In The Sea 11 Spies 10 Sparks 10 Such A Rush 8 See You Soon 18 Solid Ground 6 Sleeping Sun 10 Twisted Logic 7 The Scientist 13 'Til Kingdom Come 12 Talk 9 The Hardest Part 9 The World Turned Upside Down 11 Things I Don't Understand 11 Trouble 12 Viva La Vida 15 Violet Hill 10 What If 11 White Shadows 11 We Never Change 9 What's Going On? 9 What The World Needs Now 8 Where Is My Boy? 4 X&Y 10 Yes 23 Yellow 14 You Only Live Twice (Live From Norway) 7 Your Love Means Everything 9

:shrug: who knows? I'd give it a shot.

*pokes around* *pokepoke*

(Chris Martin is a polygamist, you know. :P) That's cool, I guess. Ask your cousin's wife's sister's brother if he knows Chris personally, or what. Then if I were you I would ask to meet him. But that's just because I'm obsessed like that.

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped! Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills. "That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything. Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard. Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe. Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah. When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered into Chris' pillow, "You're so retarded." Suddenly, he stopped fondling the pillow because fondling is really retarded!" After all that, Guy was feeling weirded-out for witnessing Chris humping Abe the centipede on Abe's muffin in the hole. Jonny decided according to the Abe that Hotdogs aren't pigs. But mountains are pointy. Thus........................................... um,

Seriously? LIZ did? Amazement.

But I knew some smartass would be say, "you should have put a pen option b/cuz pencils suck hur hur hur." :shifty:

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped! Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills. "That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything. Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard. Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe. Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah. When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered into Chris' pillow, "You're so retarded." Suddenly, he stopped fondling the pillow because fondling is really retarded!" After all that, Guy was feeling weirded-out for witnessing Chris humping Abe the centipede on Abe's muffin in the hole. Jonny decided according to the Abe that Hotdogs aren't

Very wise, Rudy.

:fail:

Today's Random Poll: Do you prefer mechanical pencils or analog ones (ie regular wooden pencils)? Or if you want to be super-unique you can go with the "pens" option. And for those of you who like puns (cough mc_squared cough): No, this thread does not have a point. *dies from horribleness of pun*

it's been pointed out a few times by my House-fanatic friends...

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped! Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills. "That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything. Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard. Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe. Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah. When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered into Chris' pillow, "You're so retarded." Suddenly, he stopped fondling the pillow because fondling is really retarded!" After all that, Guy was feeling weirded-out for witnessing Chris humping Abe the centipede on Abe's muffin in the hole. Jonny decided according to the

Oh. I haven't. Not that you were asking me.