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Jettelag

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  1. You know you're addicted to Coldplay when you and your friend use "Took my love down to Violet Hill" as a euphemism for sex and do not think it is weird in the list. When you are in physics class and you hear "Speed of Sound" and the opening bars start to play in your head. When every time anyone says the word, "Yellow" you tell them to, "Look at the stars, look how they shine for you." When you are talking about how terrible celebrities are and then say, in an innocent child's voice, "You know who has never done anything wrong? Chris Martin, Guy Berryman, Will Champion and Johnny Buckland" and, to this day, are not ashamed of it.
  2. I thought it was a song about a revolution. All the stuff about change, and war, it seems to point to that. Also, the last stanza is pretty obvious. Gravity release me, And don't ever hold me down. Now my feet won't touch the ground. The line "don't ever hold me down" is just saying don't do anything to limit me, comparing gravity to all our limitations. Thus, "Now my feet won't touch the ground" means that you can't keep me down. This is important, as it appears in other songs, is the name of a song, and pops up in "Strawberry Hill." Also, didn't he write a song back in the good old days called, "You can't keep my feet on the ground"? Something like that.
  3. Thanks, Twizted Logic and Scientist man.
  4. 9 - I love the UK, and saying it's a wish come true means you love the UK too!
  5. French - Unable to win a war Just kidding! Pseudoku - When you carry around a sudoku puzzle so it makes you look like you are sudoku-er, but you really have no idea how sudoku even works Statesican - An incredibly "American" American, the kind that's so amazingly American that he shoots small animals, as well as homosexuals in his backyard to country music
  6. So I've been working on this brilliant TV Series, and then this guy asks to look at it and says it's not as brilliant as I thought it was!
  7. "Keep on the road your on!" "
  8. Since there's no available answer to question, I'll go with Corn. Kevin, um, what's that in your pants? 42
  9. Jettelag replied to MK's topic in Lounge Games
    Yesterday night I went to the bar, it was really crowded. Suddenly, Chris ignited his Ferrari but jumped in Guy's pants to see his personal stuff, painted yellow balls and huge cameras attacked from donuts. Guy kissed his Berrygirls and boys were jealous, so they killed their very ugly twins. After they murdered them, Guy said "MWHAHAHA!" "OHYEAHH". Now Will feels flamboyant and sexy wearing that thong.Then Jonny yelled" HAVE SOME RESPECT YOUNG MEN!Chris was laughing and fell into a girls cleavage,stared at something big in her closet. "Whoa!" Suddenly Phil climbed into Guy's pants and giggled "I am jealous! This thing is huge!" He frowned. Suddenly, Chris screamed "STOP OR I'LL SING SEXILY A SPANISH SONG VERY softly" Then, they started to dig a hole in my front __________________
  10. Jettelag replied to a post in a topic in Lounge Games
    42 (out of ten)! First, you have the lovers in Japan quote picture, and then you have that hilarious Chris Martin quote, which I am stealing, so I owe it to you to give a good score.
  11. I love going to the bakery: Me amo ir a la panderia. (Meh ah moe ear allah panda ree-uh) English: Chris Martin is not God, but he's probably the closest thing to it I'll ever hear sing.
  12. This techno dance remix I made of violet hill. It's terrible, but making Techno Dance Remixes is one of the most fun things ever!
  13. Been taken, Twizted Logik. Like, three thousand times.

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