TechnicolorGreenEyes

I hate Edward Cullen

It's a number!

I can't believe a grown man in the 21st century could come out with something like this, you shoud be ashamed of yourself

Dan's just been off the island on the sub, no big mystery there, I don't get how he's known a scientist now though...

What does her not being feminine have to do with anything? That you don't find her physically attractive? Who gives a shit, she's a successful athlete.

Good one.

Please explain how what I said above in quotes from him is 'right' then

Maybe I should make a thread asking other people to make me one?

If I was as petty as "Dorian" I'd have a field day on your grammar. What is right? He said Jack had fucked up his life, caught an STD and that his "bastard child" to the "slut mother" was going to be unhappy All that's happening is you made a joke about him and feel bad about it

I just burst out laughing. Are you sure you can get any further up his bum?

Lulz is the way I really sarcastically mock people. "Lol!" said by you, is no more Shakespearean.

Good one, you've just completely "pwned" me there

Yeah I must be a moron since you disagree with me, good one. Regardless of how much of a "Grade-A Knob" he is, your behaviour has been far worse in this thread than anything I have seen by him at any point. That doesn't mean you are void of criticism at all now does it? "here's a tip, why don't you not get involved with something that's got nothing to do with you?" Lulz, IRONY TIME. You mean like you just did with Jack's personal life?

Why?

No it wouldn't make me happy, why would that please me in any way? Is that what you resort to? People make a fair point about something you unfairly criticised them for and you write it off as bullshit and tell them to fuck off? I can't believe people are actually backing you up in doing this as well What you said to Jack about the situation he is in is just disgraceful, I'm not normally one to be offended by something anyone says, but just blindly attacking someone's life because they said your username was unoriginal is ridiculous.

Awww big strong Dorian picking on people when they can't answer back on the internet, aren't you a tough and fearless man.

I tried this and I don't get the appeal, I'll never use it again

When you're done masturbating over tennis players... Henin was classy though, I'll give you that

Jesus Christ, I've never seen anyone on a forum before more deserving of being branded "cunt". I actually can't think of a better way to describe you at all.

It's quite orderly actually

What does it own?

Well judging by your sig...it wont be that good really

I first step to redemption is admission. The future could be bright

Maybe I should start referring to myself as Richard Alpert from now on...

He's funnier than mc_squared at least