TechnicolorGreenEyes

Because he's a shit writer? "The famous man looked at the red cup" just about sums up his literary talents

Oh I apologise, that changes everything, it wasn't photoshop it was DIFFERENT program. I didn't say it made you look good, it's that grainy effect you can see. My eyes are the exact reason I found that so funny, how did you know? My ugliness just added to the hilarity of your picture too, good times. This is absolute gold, you are looking down on me because you bought a top from topman the shop that everyone in the world shops at. Absolutely hilarious. As if shopping in a certain shop guarantees that the design isn't dreadful, although I suppose that is subjective. I'm just not hardcore enough like you to wear SKULLS on my tops. Ooo I like this bit, not only the supposed inevitablity that you will see me in Newcastle, but the death threats, you're an angry little boy aren't you? Should I be on the look out for you? Avoid dark alleyways? Any particular areas? What times do you walk around the streets looking for me? Waiting outside my house? As for the pictures, I have to laugh at you picking 2 pictures where I am literally pulling a face, I admit my hair is a bit shit there but I assure you I got it cut the very next day ;) The 2nd one I am expressing over the top confusion and bewilderment that 2 random girls just walked into our group and posed. The top one I only really posted for Jason's finger pointing, which is hilarious to me and Jack, but I guess not to anyone else because they don't know Jason. The reason this is different to me mocking your picture though is that you took your picture in all seriousness, trying to look good, mine is a picutre of me, as I said, literally pulling faces not really giving a shit how I look, so if you think calling me ugly is actually going to bother me then I hate to be the one to break it to you that not everyone is as shallow and self-obsessed as you are :) PS. I don't even know what boss-eyes are, but you seem to like telling me I have them.

Fuck you MrNick.

Ron Howard is amazing isn't he? I got into his work thanks to Arrested Development and like I said I don't want to attack this movie badly because he is involved but I really hate Dan Brown.

Way to make sense.

Like I said, you proved to me you are like this in real life with the BBC comment. I'm not arrogant in real life, I just think fake-arrogance is hilarious so I use it on the internet

LOLOLOL etc I actually feel bad dissing this since Ron Howard is involved, but I hate Dan Brown and I hate anyone who likes his work, so sorry guys.

So yeah, couldn't this thread just be skipped by actually visiting the site?

Freaks and Geeks Dexter Arrested Development Peep Show Battlestar Galactica Star Trek And I actually agree with Scrubs, great intro There are more but my head is blank at the moment

What do we do in here? Remember kids, party is not a verb.

There is no meaning, if we all died now, never to return in the grand scale of things it wouldn't mean a thing to the universe. We are pointless. But if that's too depressing, here are some alternatives on a smaller scale/clichés It's to enjoy life and make the most of the short time we have on this planet. Procreation. Love.

Yes I have people I admire, but I don't copy them, quote them, ram facts about them down people's necks, have people refer to me as "JD" etc How am I acting tough? I simply laughed at you for doing something ridiculous, I would tell you to your face if I thought you were being ridiculous, seriously. I'm painfully honest but at the same time horrifically dry and sarcastic, it makes conversations with me fun. I tend to avoid "conflict" in real life because I don't really talk to people I don't like outside of work, on the internet it's different, on a forum everyone has an opinion so it's easy for me to get wrapped up in how much I dislike people and attack. Forums are not a reflection of real life. I suppose I could turn that point back on you actually and say that you wouldn't tell someone to their face that they were ugly, would you? Well at least I'm a big nothing. I never said you had an ego, but thanks for confirming to me that your cuntish behaviour is not limited to internet forums :) What have you done with your life that gives you the right to attack people and be a cock, but I haven't? You had an interview with the BBC? FUCK ME YOU'RE CHANGING THE WORLD MAN. People should admire you, cos you had a fucking interview with a Television Network Bra-fucking-vo. For your information I'm actually at a stage in my life where I really don't have anything better to do than be a dick on the internet, so it's not like I'm rejecting some kind of amazing life to sit here on the internet and have this tedious conversation with you. I can't do anything until September, then my life comes back from this hiatus and gets back to where I want to be going again, I can't wait and I'm sure I'll do it without being an arrogant cunt like you do. ;)

It's the lighting, pose, bad photoshop effects that got me most That's not even mentioning the angle, the expression, the hairline, the SKULLS on his t-shirt

Neither. Simpsons used to be genius back in the 90s, now it's pretty dreadful. Family Guy was and always will be 90% crap.

I went to a Turkish restaurant last week, I had this milk based dessert, sadly I can't remember the name of it, but it was nice

I laughed out loud

It's shit anyway. Scrubs started off as a great show with sarcastic insight into what it might be like to work in the medicine profession. It turned into a ridiculously over the top piece of shit, I guess that was to cater to the more general audience as it gained popularity or something. JD changed from a relatable character to a camp and ridiculous parody of himself. Also, I have to admit I laughed a lot at Dorian in this thread, I didn't realise he copied the character of JD so much that he developed "Guy-Love" for Zach.

Tomorrow's is Richard based :D

Psychic is like a pokémon if you think about it

I don't like you.

No.

A lot.

I would rather not be alive than be a shoe, not that shoes are alive...

I've been to Turkey before, I didn't really like it, you were either in the most commercial horrible tourist area, or there was literally nothing and it was run down. I wanted to go to Istanbul though

My name is not Eric.