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Completely agree man, I actually enjoyed it I was just baffled at how the plot managed to contradict itself at least 6 times

It's fucking shit man I am watching because it's "so bad it's good" I laugh so much at things that aren't meant to be funny.

I have watched 2 episodes of this and it is so shit, I am gunna stick with it in the hope that it gets better, but I wrote this for another forum: Well I just watched the first episode and I am reallly unimpressed Sookie is probably the worst main character I have ever seen in a TV show. She is like a parody of a parody of every female character in a horror film, she reminds me of a character from like Scary Movie or Not Another Teen Movie, she's ridiculous. "hey instead of talking now in the bar, meet me outside at 1:30 when I am alone and it's dark and nobody else is around"...wonder if anything was gunna happen to her... :o It just seems really badly written...at one point the owner of the bar asked someone to take over for him while he and Suckie (as they pronounce it) while she was off saving Vampires he just seemed to stand outside his bar staring into open space for 20 minutes until she returned, it was like something out of a video game, where a character is inexplicably waiting for you to complete part of the level. Then we have Suckie's mind reading...I don't get it...why? It's so needless and Anna Paquin is really shit at acting those bits out and the really clichéd way the voices work, like Matt Parkman in Heroes but about 100 times shitter. I can't describe it, there is just something that really annoys me about her. I got told there was a lot of needless sex in it but like 30 seconds in a man is getting a handjob and it's for like no reason at all, "yeah I'll just drive with one hand and wank you off with the other" perfectly normal and sensible way to start a TV show. Later on, to quote Flo "and then they watched the tape of the vampfucker being fucked by a vamp while they themselves were fucking" with the loltastic piece of dialog "you like that uh? you like it rough uh?" At this stage all I like about the show is the opening theme song with the really great creepy stuff going on behind it (+ "God Hates Fangs" :D ) and the 2 black characters, who I hope are meant to be funny, cos I did lol at them. I think it's safe to say that at some point we will also have an "OMG THEY WERE A VAMPIRE ALL ALONG?" moment, the retractable fangs make it easy for them to do that, I just hope they do it a bit better than BSG did with some of their cylons :/ Gunna stick with it though Episode 2 wasn't much better, I laughed out loud a few times at how bad it was and the ending was particularly hilarious, where she shows up at Bill's house and one of them goes "smells like fresh meat" so their fangs pop out, you know cos they are mechanical and then the bald guy from the sex tape is behind her hissing and wiggling his tongue, I am laughing now just thinking about it Please tell me it gets better, I want to like this show, it's just really bad so far, like really bad, I don't get why it's so highly rated because even if the story does improve everything else about it is so shit.

I'll do No Surprises and Paranoid Android cos I am greedy

Just been reading through the earlier pages of this thread, it's absolutely hilarious but I die a little inside every time Mark makes a post

This is one of the funniest things I have read on this forum

I lol'd but I clearly wasn't trying to make a proper joke there, was I?

Muse r shit lolz

I only like her in the last pic

If sex = an overrated man who isn't that attractive, then you are right Sara.

That's worse, cos it means you were genuinely interested in it./

Well thanks for telling me what it is...

He plays for Man City now though... Green doesn't even get a game for England and England have a keeper problem.

Is it the one from my facebook? My proxy doesn't like spoiler tags.

No.

If you are so unenthusiastic about college, then don't go.

The only good thing they did was Nazi Zombies.

I found the last one ever:

I was making an AD reference joke...you all suck

Teamocil*

I dunno Jay, I saw an advert the other day which was a gay site where they tricked straight men into having sex with them... This is a concept that baffles me though, surely it turns from surprise to actually rape or them actually liking willies anyway. But I suppose the URL was a bit more tame than Cum Fiesta :lol:

Holy shit, you had to LEARN? and do TESTS? The he GRADED you? Jesus, you'd think you were at school or something...

Telling him to hide his hand might not be the best idea...

How does society tell you to be selfish? + I am a generally selfless person so I guess I must be in love with everyone