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Oh yes you're fucking cool.

Fuck off you worthless piece of shit. Some people have moral reflections, unlike you.

Venezuela?? Hahaha, don't make me laugh :laugh3:

Thanks.

Oh okay then. YOU KNOW YOU'RE A LATINO IF... - You have ever been spanked with chanclas. - You have later been spanked with the plancha chord. - You know your mom is sneaking up on you because you can hear her chanclas on the linoleum floor. - Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner and you only live in a one bedroom apartment. - You can get to your house blindfolded by the smell of the chuletas. - You light a candle the night of the Lotto drawing. - You get scared whenever someone mentions "el cucuuuuiii". - You gone to the Pulga every weekend for years. Two points if you actually enjoy it!) - You have gone to Tia's house and passed through the beaded curtain in the living room. - You step into a house that has all those little figurines taking up every inch of space on/under the TV and you have a porcelain cat, dog, Buddha or elephant in your livingroom. - You have plastic slipcovers on your sofas. - You swear "Choco Mil" is the same as Slim Fast and try to lose weight by drinking it. - You have a perpetually drunk uncle - You know at least one person in your family named Maria, Carlos,Papo, Juan, Jose, Tony, Tito or Luis. - You not only know who Don Francisco from Sabado Gigante is, but you tell people he's your tio. - You have ever had to -beepiar- a friend on their pager. - You have told your kid not to walk the floor barefoot or they'll catch a cold. - You go to a wedding or Quiencienera, gossip about how bad the comida is, but be the first to take a plato to go. - You drink all beer with limon and salt. (Two extra points for a splash of Tapatio) - You have a chola in your barrio named "La Flaca: who's bigger than a house. - You have a cousin named "Guero" who's darker than night. - You know a chola named "La Shy Girl" who is loud and obnoxious. - You've tried to bring a mango back to the US from Mexico, and a bonus point if you actually made it all the way home with it. - You have sat in a two-passenger car with over seven people in it. - You have at least TWO statues of saints in your house (and a bonus point if one of them La Virgen de Guadalupe). - You get anothers attention by saying "chhh chhh" or "Pssssst." - You drive a Cheby- (Chevy), an -Ohsmobeel- (Oldsmobile) or a Bolswahgon (VolksWagon) - You call your sneakers -tenis- . - Your car has fifteen speakers in it and you fix it every weekend. - Your grandmother thinks she has the miracle cure for everything. Offended? I may be an idiot but, you're a racist cunt.

@SpaceInvader: What the fuck is wrong with you, seriously?

I'm serious.

Fuck off then, you racist cunt.

Fuck you.

Hell yes.

*raises hand*

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Hahahaha same here. So fucking excited! :dance:

Yup :wacky:

So fucking excited! :dance:

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FUCK YEAH DEATH TO PAKIS

Patriotism ftw

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