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I'd say have one of mine, cos I know a guy who's pretty much exactly like Eric. :lol: but uhm...ERIC GO AND LIVE WITH LOTTA!

Yeah I could! But I dont want to. :D

:( Surely there's someone in Finland as good as Eric for you Lotta! Or do you already have a boyfriend?

:rolleyes: I'd rather live here than America. I've been there once though, I was like 5 but I just remember there being a lot of fat people.

You can come live with me if you dont have a place to stay. :lol: But dont be making no babies in MY house, thank you very much!

Hahaha move to Pol...Finland I mean. And get married and have babies. There problem solved.

I'm sorry but it's true! You really do have a nice uhm...bum! Oh god. :stunned: :sick:

Albie and arse is ever worse. :sick: But I can't say "ass" either because then I sound American. "What a nice ASS you have, Reilly!" "What a nice ARSE you have, Reilly!" "What a nice REAR END you have, Reilly!" Ooh yeah, I prefer the last one. That's HOT.

Double post! Superb!

.....? Oh! I just got the joke. Bleuaghaghs Yeah because BOOOOOOOOOOTAY!! (eeeoww!) sounds better than arse. (boo!)

.....? Oh! I just got the joke. Bleuaghaghs Yeah because BOOOOOOOOOOTAY!! (eeeoww!) sounds better than arse. (boo!)

:lol: Yeah I had trouble writing it too. I was doing fine writing 'Albie', but then I had to write booty and I had awful visions and then the vomit starting coming up and and...lets just say it took me a while. :sick: I took it too far. I'm sorry. :cry:

You know you want Albie's boo-tay. :wink3:

You pig.

:(

Oh of course! Yes, JC123456 is by far the most popular person on the board!

^ Haha how? Once when I was little I was leaning over the frying pan and I slipped and now I have a scar under my lip..you can only see it when I smile though. Sometimes people think I have something on my face and try to wipe it off. :lol:

Who's JC? :huh:

I had Christmas x2 and I ate soooo much but for some reason I didnt gain any weight.

:lol: yeah..it's to do with a fight that happened with a few of my guy friends..I dont think I have to give a statement if I dont want to. The coppers are pretty nice around here so Im not worried too much. :) Aaahh morning for you! I keep forgetting theres a thing called "time differences" throughout the world. :lol: You're about to have breakfast and Im about to have dinner! Have a good day at school mate...hah I bet you cant wait! :dozey: Oh and one word of advice, when lifting heavy things make sure you're wearing a good pair of shoes, and not going bare foot. ;) Haha see ya later Lotta! :kiss:

No.

Oh well these are my summer holidays haha, so I guess it works out. Ahh Im pretty shitty actually...I was cleaning my room today and trying to move my chest of draws then i accidently let go and it landed on my toe...it started bleeding at my toenail is all dememented and its gone numb. And THEN I got a call from the Police station saying they wanted me to give a statement for something that happened on New Years Eve...and Im too scared to tell my dad! So yeah...its been a pretty shitty day! lol but how are you going Lotta? :D

But her name is Astrum.... If her name was like Rectumina or something THEN you'd be able to call her rectum for short. Geez Eric you should know this stuff!! Tut tut.

You had homework over the holidays? That sucks. I got almost a whole month left of holidays...woohoo!

His name is Antonio. He's a mexican pilot by day and a transvestite stripper by night. He's pretty coo. :cool: ......... Yeah so anyway, his REAL name is Jared and he's the bass player is a band called Kings of Leon. They're pretty coo. :cool: